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Stone Art

photocollage by Reina Lopez

Cathy’s beach visit was ‘ROCKY.’

Cam Deen and Cathy Fitzpatrick visited friends in Brookings the last week of July. Cathy had seen a crafty project online using pebbles to inspire designs. The shoreline in front of the Beachfront Inn was just the place to collect a bunch of rocks and sticks.

Minutes after arriving, her baggy was filed with her new medium.

After arriving home to RVM, Cathy spent just a few minutes at a table with a couple pieces of cardstock to make a picture – or two – then over ten. Each design gets photographed before the rocks go back in the pile.

A few additional items came from the RVM grounds – see the ‘fish.’

Cathy says this type of art using natural items was inspired by the artist Andy Goldsworthy. He is world famous for his use of natural materials in spectacular and meaningful ways. Go to https://www.theartstory.org/artist/goldsworthy-andy/. If you haven’t heard of him – he’s worth a google. There are several books of his works and videos of him as well.

Enjoy!

Greeting Cards

 

by Eleanor Lippman

 

My grandfather, “Pop” we grandchildren called him, liked sending greeting cards for important occasions. This was a very American tradition, something that didn’t exist during the late eighteen nineties in Ukraine as he was growing up as a child in a very poor family, utter poverty, a family that often went hungry in lean times.

It is important to realize that Pop said he could not read or write in English. He did have a rudimentary education and could read and write basic things, probably either Hebrew or Russian. I remember as a child how he kept the accounts of his customers: written with the stub of a pencil on the back of a brown paper bag. His records looked like chicken scratch to me, but that is the way he kept his business accounts.

Also as a young child, I knew that after my grandfather left the room, my parents would laugh uproariously at the cards he gave them. It wasn’t until I was old enough to read that I understood why.

When a birthday or anniversary was imminent, Pop would walk from D and Cambria Streets in the Frankford area of Philadelphia, to the nearby Woolworth’s 5 and Dime store on Frankford Avenue to choose a card. It was a ritual purchase for each child, each son or daughter in-law, each grandchild.

One of the earliest birthday cards I remember receiving from Pop had an explosion of flowers, an enormous bouquet that filled the front of the card. Above the flowers in neat silver cursive lettering across the top it read, “Happy anniversary”. Inside was an elaborate and long poem dedicated to everlasting love and devotion. At the bottom, in large black letters was his signature: a huge flourished capital letter “A” followed by his last name. He had learned to write his name soon after arriving in Canada. He needed to do so in order to sign checks and other important legal papers.

As an aside, I need to say that during a trip to New Orleans, Louisiana, I spent some time in the genealogy section of their public library looking for any information about my grandparents and my mother’s time living in Algiers (which was almost part of New Orleans) between 1913 and 1918. I was aware that my grandfather had applied to become a citizen, so his naturalization paper records would have been on microfilm in New Orleans. Searching records stored on film was no easy task in those early days. The equipment was large and bulky and the reels of film contain hundreds if not thousands of records. No Boolean search was possible; it was a matter of loading each reel and cranking through record after record in a darkened room. After hours of doing this, it was easy to give up. Recording these records was often sloppy and I could imagine workers tediously capturing image after image and becoming weary and careless. So record after record came and went on the screen as I searched for his name. Soon, I was becoming hypnotized and started to nod off, but still prevailed. Still rolling the images forward. This was my only opportunity, this one precious afternoon because the next day I was scheduled to return to southern California. Page after page flowed past my weary eyes. Then, suddenly, the huge flourished “A” appeared! It was Abe’s signature, unchanged from when I saw it on my birthday card thirty years later.

As I think of this now, I wonder. My grandfather was no dummy. It is hard to believe that after so many years, he could not figure out from the labels on the cans and packages in his grocery store how to read in English. I suspect that, in fact, he was actually able to read English but never admitted it to anyone. If that is true, the greeting cards he purchased were always one huge joke on everyone. The picture on the front of the card always seemed to be appropriate, but the message inside was always so wrong. Besides anniversaries, there were condolence cards, congratulations on your confirmation, get well, and others. I bet he got a big laugh out of every inappropriate card he ever sent.

Here’s to you Pops! You got the last laugh.

Why English is Hard to Learn

contributed by Connie Kent

We’ll start with box; the plural is boxes.

Yet the plural of ox is oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,

Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;

But the plural of house is houses, not hice.

The plural of man is always men,

But the plural of pan is never pen.

If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,

And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn’t two booths be called beeth?

If the singular’s this and the plural is these,

Shouldn’t the plural of kiss be ever called keese?

We speak of brother and also of brethren,

But though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him;

But imagine the feminine . . . she, shis, and shim!

~ Anonymous

Concerts and Performances November-December 2023

submitted by Mary Jane Morrison

Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

Events listed in italics are tentative

Links connect to performer bios and/or programs

Programming subject to change.    Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.

Manor Express available until 8:30 p.m.

     

 

Thursday             11/09         Irv Lubliner:  Stories of Holocaust survivors

Thursday             11/16          RCC Chamber Music Ensembles

Thursday             11/23          Thanksgiving (NO PROGRAM)

       Friday            11/24          Braydon Ross:  French horn

Thursday              11/30         “With Every Christmas Card I Write”

      Tuesday          12/05          Jefferson State Brass

Thursday              12/07          GALA (NO PROGRAM)

      Tuesday           12/12          Joyful Voices

Thursday               12/14          Jaron Cannon:  Piano

      Tuesday            12/19         Alphorns Quartet

Thursday               12/21          Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday               12/28         Trio La Forza: piano/clarinet/bassoon

 

 

The Crafts Fair is Coming!

For a sneak peek, click here.

Concerts and Performances September-December 2023

submitted by Mary Jane Morrison

Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

Events listed in italics are tentative

Links connect to performer bios and/or programs

Programming subject to change.    Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.

Manor Express available until 9 p.m.

     

Thursday             09/14        Iryna Kudielina:  piano recital

Thursday             09/21        Chris Sinclair & Dom Fontana:  guitars/vocal

     Monday              09/25         Angelucci Acting Co.: “Songs of Workers”

Thursday             09/28       Anna Christina Streletz:  piano recital

Thursday             10/05        Skip Bessonette:  country/western

Thursday             10/12        Crystal Reeves: guitar/violin/mandolin/vocal

Tuesday               10/17        Tutunov piano students

Thursday             10/19       Grant Ruiz:  Flamenco Guitar

Thursday             10/26       YSSO Orchestra

Thursday             11/02         Uptown Strings Quartet

Thursday             11/09         Irv Lubliner:  Stories of Holocaust survivors

Thursday             11/16          RCC Chamber Music Ensembles

Thursday             11/23          Thanksgiving (NO PROGRAM)

       Friday                11/24            Braydon Ross:  French horn

Thursday              11/30            “With Every Christmas Card I Write”

Tuesday              12/05             Jefferson State Brass

Thursday               12/07         GALA (NO PROGRAM)

Tuesday                12/12          Joyful Voices

Thursday               12/14            Jaron Cannon:  Piano

      Tuesday                12/19             Alphorns

Thursday               12/21             Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday               12/28             Trio La Forza

 

 

NIT WIT NEWZ — October 2023

(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news service designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, unverified, and trifling events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor.)

ASK ARTIE

 

(Announcer) Thank you for attending today’s Rogue Valley Manor  “Question and Answer” forum. This new platform is designed to give you, our residents, an opportunity to ask and receive meaningful responses to your questions—not about major Manor policy issues like food, dress and, accommodations, but rather about those nagging, minor everyday concerns we sometimes experience at RVM.

Here to answer your questions today is Artie.  Many of you are acquainted with Artie or have often seen him here-and-there on campus. As most of your know, he is not a bona fide RVM resident; rather, during the last twenty-four years, Artie has taken up residence in our vast, beautiful 668 outdoor acre site foraging his existence and living by his wits with, it must be noted, the occasional, kindness of strangers (read: good-hearted RVM residents).

Artie has become a community asset. A brief review of his colorful background will illustrate why he is uniquely qualified to be on our stage and answer your questions today.

As a sub-teen, Artie set his sights high.  He committed himself to being a philosopher, a physicist, and a psychologist. Yes, as a mere youngster, he opted for advanced degrees in all three of those challenging disciplines.  It soon became clear, however, that roadblocks would dampen the pursuit of his academic goals.  School was one of them.

After unsuccessfully mastering the curriculum in two separate, unaccredited middle schools, Artie moved on. He  re-imagined his future.  Artie soon proved to be a highly regarded wastrel during his teen years and proudly developed in early adulthood into— as he describes himself— “a self-made itinerant.”   Shortly thereafter, serendipitously for himself and for Rogue Valley Manor, he found himself awakening one morning in the area where our dog park sits today. Since that time, almost two and a half decades ago, Artie, to the delight of all, has made our campus his home.

He has not wasted his time here. Proving that all wisdom is not found bound on pages inside books, Artie’s keen ear, nose for news, and eye for unfolding events has enabled him to become a reservoir of knowledge of the past as well as the here-and-now at RVM.  With that knowledge, today, he has agreed to answer your questions about this home we all share.  Please welcome Artie.

(Warm applause)

Thank you, thank you. Let’s get right to it.  Our first question, please.

Q: My washer/dryer is on the fritz and my appliance repair man says he has to order parts from back east. How, in the meantime, since I don’t have a car to get to the laundromat,  can I wash my clothes?

A: We are blessed here at RVM with an abundance of natural resources that can aid us in our everyday lives. The lake down at the east side of our property provides a suitable answer to your question.  Just take your laundry basket down to the north side of the lake where there are plenty of rocks to agitate your dirty clothes and then, conveniently, the waterfall is right there to give them a good rinse.  One caution: as a courtesy to the ducks and fish, please use a low sudsing detergent in your wash.

Q: And drying my clothes?

A: Where I live, I use the tree branches. You, of course, don’t have that luxury, so just string a line across your deck or balcony. Some of your neighbors might object, but others will be interested in seeing parts of your wardrobe they’ve never viewed before. Next question?

Q: Yes, Artie, my husband and I love all of the events they put on for us here at RVM, but a few weeks back, we missed the Box Elder Beetle Treatment on the south side of the Plaza. Will there be a repeat of that event?

A: You’re in luck. This crowd-pleasing activity is an annual Manor event.  It’s always announced on the rvmlist several days ahead of the spray date. Watch for it in the months ahead.  Just like most of our residents, those Box Elder Beetles seem to enjoy eating at the Plaza.

Q: I understand that we will soon be able to re-cycle more of our waste products but, in the meantime, would it be possible to have two red re-cycle bins rather than just the one?  We often can’t fit all of our glass bottles into just one bin.

A: Certainly, that should not be a problem.  Just fill out a work order requesting a second red bin. For this particular request however, I’m told, that prior to receiving that extra bin, you are required to attend three weeks of instruction at the Medford Women’s Temperance League. We understand their program is very effective.

Q: I’m not sure you’re the person that can answer my question, but I’m concerned about the coming changes here at the Manor in regard to robots. Assuming staff shortages remain a continuing concern, in our dining rooms, how will we know if we are being served by a robot or by a real person?

A: Robots don’t have belly buttons. Should you have a question, just ask your server. They’ll be happy to display their identity.

Q: My children—of course, they’re middle-aged adults now— are concerned about the harmful effects that lengthy and frequent exposure to the Internet’s social media sites may have on the mental health of our senior citizens (meaning my husband and me). Disturbingly, they even talk about the need for governmental legislation that would limit Internet viewing for senior citizens.  My questions to you, Mr. Artie: Is the rvmlist considered a social media platform? Is it really just “Facebook for Fogeys?”  And finally, could a continuous and prolonged attachment to the rvmlist prove to be a toxic relationship for us seniors?

A: Ma’am, I have chosen a lifestyle that is unencumbered by the frivolous toys of modern society. Consequently, I am uniquely unqualified to address your questions.  It has been my observation, however, that the Manor abounds in nerds of all stripes and sizes. If you can speak and understand Nerdish, seek one out.

The gentleman in the stocking mask in the fourth row, your question, please.

Q: Well Artie, I was placed here a few months ago under the Federal Witness Protection Program. I have reason to believe that there are also others in this program here at RVM.   Making new friends among one another and, at the same time, preserving our anonymity among the residents as a whole, presents difficulties.  Do you have any suggestions on how I and my fellow witnesses can get together regularly in some secure social setting so that we can enjoy a free exchange of mob-squealing trial stories?

A: Here’s a suggestion: You may have noticed that our residents turn-in on the early side. Outside of a few flickering TV screens and the sound of Don Ho’s “Tiny Bubbles,” filtering out of one of our former islanders’ windows, it’s pretty much “lights out” by 7:30 each evening. The campus is yours after that.  Your group may then move about assured that their true identities are secure. You’re certainly welcome to meet in my quarters in the Dog Park after 7:30. At that time, I am still gathering kindling, picking nuts and berries and reading bed-time stories to the fawns until close to 10pm. That would give you over two hours for your get-togethers.

We have time for just one more question.  How about the man toward the back of the room in the cub scout uniform?

Q: Unlike many of my fellow RVM residents, my mind  refuses to inquire as well as it once did.  There just aren’t any things I seem to want to know about anymore. Do you have any suggestions?

A: Aha! You see? “Do you have any suggestions?” is, indeed, an inquiry of yours that you just made. Your thirst for knowledge may be flickering, but it still burns.  Your mind is fine. Just give it a tune-up.  Get yourself in the Wellness Department’s  Cranium Conditioning class . By the way, I’m surprised your uniform still fits you so well.

(Questioners response): Thanks, actually, my uniform is new. I just joined the scouts a few weeks ago.

(Artie): Oh, I see. Well, folks. I hope I’ve helped a bit with your questions.

(unrestrained applause)

—A. Looney

October in the Library: Quirky Characters

by Anne Newins

All residents, including new ones and those not familiar with the RVM library, are invited to an open house on October 12 from 2:00 to 4:30 as part of the upcoming Opportunities Fair.  Our volunteers can show you our large collection, including books, magazines, audiobooks, and archival materials.  Our shelving system will be described.  We will explain our straightforward circulation procedures, and demonstrate our handy online services that you can use from the comfort of home.  There will be drawing prizes!

Although some our volunteers may have idiosyncrasies, the October table display will feature quirky literary characters who volunteer Debbie Adler describes as eccentric, compelling, and/or appealing.  She says that “…often quirkiness is a survival strategy” and “becomes endearing in light of the challenges they are bravely facing.”
Some good examples of quirky characters include:
My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She’s Sorry, by Fredrick Backman
“Elsa is seven years old and different.  Her grandmother is seventy-seven and crazy as in standing-on-the balcony firing paintball guns at strangers crazy.”
Miss Benson’s Beetle, by Rachel Joyce
Miss Benson quits her day job and goes to the other side of the world in search of a beetle which may or may not exist.
Remarkably Bright Creatures, by Shelby Van Pelt
Marcellus is a curmudgeonly giant Pacific octopus who helps a widow discover the truth behind her son’s disappearance thirty years previously.
Thanks to Debbie for creating this month’s bibliography.  We hope you will join us at the open house.
Resident Bob Buddemeier is in search of other quirky characters, as pictured below.

Book Review: All the Beauty in the World

by Bonnie Tollefson

All the Beauty in the World: The Metropolitan Museum of Art and Me, Patrick Bringley, Simon and Schuster, 2023.

In my last review, I mentioned the number of books that had competed for my attention. This quarter the books were much quieter. I found a book fairly quickly: The Twyford Code, by Janice Hallett. It was on my “To Read” list and I took it home firmly believing that I could check a book off my list and write my review quickly and easily. As Puck in Midsummer Night’s Dream says, “Lord, what fools these mortals be”. I read 70 pages (large print edition) and just couldn’t go on. It may improve with further reading. For someone else. In the meantime…

Back to the RVM library and a quiet time sitting in front of the new large print and new non-fiction sections. A slim volume called All the Beauty in the World caught my attention. Patrick Bringley was a guard in the Metropolitan Museum of Art for ten years. Books giving “behind the scenes” details always intrigue me and this book has all of that, but it also has so much more. It is also about loss and life and love. Patrick finds what he needs in the museum, following the death of his older brother, Tom. Tom was less than two years older than Patrick and died in his mid-twenties from cancer. Patrick leaves his job working for the New Yorker and finds peace and a refuge from the mundane of every day life. He also finds things he didn’t know he needed, such as friends of all ages and backgrounds and lessons taught by the “old masters” and more contemporary artists. When Patrick is ready to rejoin the world, he leaves the museum a changed man, to become a walking tour guide in Manhattan. All the Beauty in the World is a quiet book, a contemplative book, and a book with something for almost everyone. Read and enjoy.

This book is available from the RVM library in regular print and can be placed on hold at the Jackson County Public Library System in multiple formats.

Concerts and Performances October-December 2023

submitted by Mary Jane Morrison

Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

Events listed in italics are tentative

Links connect to performer bios and/or programs

Programming subject to change.    Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.

Manor Express available until 9 p.m.

 

Thursday             10/12        Crystal Reeves: guitar/violin/mandolin/vocal

       Tuesday              10/17         Tutunov piano students

Thursday             10/19        Grant Ruiz:  Flamenco Guitar

Thursday             10/26       YSSO Orchestra

Thursday             11/02         Uptown Strings Quartet

Thursday             11/09         Irv Lubliner:  Stories of Holocaust survivors

Thursday             11/16          RCC Chamber Music Ensembles

Thursday             11/23          Thanksgiving (NO PROGRAM)

       Friday                11/24            Braydon Ross:  French horn

Thursday              11/30          “With Every Christmas Card I Write”

Tuesday              12/05             Jefferson State Brass

Thursday               12/07         GALA (NO PROGRAM)

Tuesday                12/12          Joyful Voices

Thursday               12/14            Jaron Cannon:  Piano

      Tuesday                12/19             Alphorns

Thursday               12/21             Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday               12/28             Trio La Forza