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White Lies and Fibs
by Eleanor Lippman
The first time I ever heard my father tell a lie, I outright confronted him. I was just a little kid.
Apparently, he was embarrassed and uncomfortable about being caught by a little kid who heard him not telling the truth but it was too late to change what he had said earlier.
My father had been immersed in a long telephone conversation. It sounded to me to be very complicated and very emotional. At times he was angry and then he would speak in a measured, patient voice. Then there would be a long silence as he listened to what the caller was saying. Then more talking, more listening, and finally, he said something that even I, as a little kid, knew was not true.
I did not understand what they were talking about as it was all very grown-up talk, too complicated for a little person. But I do remember listening to my father, my favorite human being, my idol, tell a blatant lie. After he hung up the phone, in my prissy little voice, I asked him, already knowing he had told a lie to someone.
He paused and looked at me and realized he had some explaining to do. He had to scramble to justify what he had said.
I was a little kid and usually, in situations like this, he would pull me onto his lap and surrounded by his strong arms, he’d talk to me. His lap-side conversations always began with him singing a refrain of the song from the musical “Guys and Dolls”. “I love you a bushel and a peck,” was his love song to me. This time, no song. He talked to me face to face, with a face more serious than I ever remembered. I stood there and he kneeled down to be at my eye level, his cornflower blue eyes staring directly into my hazel eyes.
His tried to explain the difference between a bald-faced lie, a little white lie, and a fib. He gave example after example, each time simplifying the back story and inventing an outcome with each showing that a big lie was hurtful and caused serious damage while a little while lie could be kind and comforting. A fib was just impertinence, a little jab to the heart. It was all very confusing to me and my face must have revealed that I still couldn’t tell the difference.
“So let me try again,” he would say and careen off to another story. No better. In my simple mind, a lie was a lie. A bald faced lied was big and bold, a white lie gentle, and a fib was a sort of joke. It didn’t make very much sense to me, a little kid who only saw things in black and white.
But he was my father, my hero, and if he said he was just telling a harmless fib, well, I guess it did not hurt anyone. (Or did it?)
The Library in February: SPORTS
by Debbie Adler
Attention all sports fans! Did you know that in our library you can find books about golf, soccer, football, horse racing, baseball, basketball, tennis, rowing, swimming, chess, skiing, ice hockey, car racing, fishing, and cycling, to name a few!
Our patrons enjoy reading books about sports because they can reminisce about their own athletic experiences, connect with a familiar passion, learn about historical athletes and teams, and find engaging stories that are often inspiring.
Check out our featured authors and books by sport, including:
Horse Racing: Dick Francis – British steeplechase jockey and crime writer whose novels center on horse racing (29 of his books in our library).
Ice Hockey: Fredrik Backman’s Beartown series, about a small Swedish town and its junior ice hockey team, addressing the complexities of human nature.
Tennis: Courting Danger (Alice Marble), true story of Alice Marble, 1930’s tennis champion and U.S. Army Intelligence spy.
Rowing: A Most Beautiful Thing (Arshay Cooper), the true story of America’s first all-black high school rowing team.
Football: The Boys of Riverside (Thomas Fuller), a deaf football team and a quest for glory.
Golf: The Story of the Masters (David Barrett), the first comprehensive year-by-year history of the world’s most famous golf tournament.
Basketball: Sooley (John Grisham), Samuel “Sooley” Sooleymon is a raw, young talent with big hoop dreams.
Swimming: Mornings with Rosemary (Libby Page), features the life-changing relationship between an anxious young reporter and an eighty-six-year-old lifelong swimmer.
Cycling: Nala’s World (Dean Nicholson), one man, his rescue cat, and a bike ride around the globe.
Fishing: Illuminated by Water (Malachy Tallack), explores the ways in which angling can deepen engagement with the natural world.
Chess: Intermezzo (Sally Rooney), an exquisitely moving story about grief, love, family, and a twenty-two-year-old competitive chess player.
Car Racing: Faster (Neal Bascomb), how a Jewish driver, an American heiress, and a legendary car beat Hitler’s best.
Skiing: The Winter Army (Maurice Isserman), the epic story of the U.S. Army’s 10th Mountain Division, whose elite soldiers broke the last line of German defenses in Italy’s mountains in 1945, spearheading the Allied advance to the Alps and final victory.
Come to the library and play sports vicariously through reading!
Pictured is Marilyn, library volunteer, gearing up for a cycling adventure!
Word Nerd: Fun Words
by Tom Conger
Words can be fun. If they aren’t fun, make ‘em fun—as the immortal J. Looney (A’s long-lost cousin) once said: “Iffen yo words ain’t fun, you ain’t fun.” Roget offers this in his Thesaurus: “Fun, n. sport, frolic, gaiety, jollity, amusement, entertainment, pleasure”; you are welcomed to add your own terms—long as it’s fun… words can also be curious (as in odd), and for purposes of this diatribe we are indebted to Barnes & Noble’s Why Do We Say It?
Let’s start with a term with which about 20% of all residents of RVM are familiar, grew up with, or learned in order to survive: Pigeon English. The “pigeon” is pigeon English for business. “It was derived in this manner: bidjiness, bidjin, pidgin, pidgeon, and finally pigeon.” Granted, most pidgin speakers on campus ended their progression at “pidgin”—which was initially the language of commerce in the early days after contact in the Sandwich Isles, as merchants in the polyglot marketplace often spoke their own native tongue and the resulting clamor could have proved chaotic. Thus Hawaiian pidgin was a melange of words drawn from a cistern of English, Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese, Japanese, German, and a few other spare parts thrown in for good measure. Hawiian educators have for centuries tried to discourage the use of pidgin by their youthful charges, but ‘twas all for naught: the kids used, yea treasured, their own local patois. And apologies go out to RVM wait staff who might be plagued by old-time displaced Hawaiians who may order “choke” rice and wish their plates removed when they are “pau” . . .
Halcyon days. In my halcyon days I got by speaking pidgin and eating choke (plenty of) rice. How does “halcyon days” denote pleasant times? “The original ‘halcyon days’ were fifteen days in the Spring—the seven days preceding the Vernal Equinox in March, the day itself, and the seven days following it. This is the brooding time of the ‘halcyon’ or kingfisher and since its nest was supposed to float upon the sea, the superstition arose that calm weather always prevailed at this time of the year.” Whether anybody still refers to kingfishers as the halcyon remains to be seen.
Firedogs. As it is clearly not halcyon days in these sub-freezing times, and RVM residents are either hovering at their ersatz fireplaces, or huddled around the flame feature in the Manor lobby, ‘twould seem appropriate to pass on a bit o’ fireplace lore. “Because at one time real dogs were placed in a wheel-cage at one end of a roasting spit and had to run round and round the wheel to tun the spit. Sometimes a live coal was placed inside the wheel to speed up the dogs.” This was clearly before the SPCA was founded, and would certainly arouse the ire of many good pup fanciers in these hallowed confines.
Pup Tent. Speaking of pups, did you ever wonder how those li’l field/camping hovels got the name? Seems the Union soldiers during the US Civil War (1861-65), instructed to inhabit the tiny enclosures, decided they looked like dog kennels and proceeded to bark in unison at their campgrounds. Today’s coddled darlings, not faced with mandatory military service, sometimes choose to go camping in the wild; but we hardened old vets from the Cold War et seq. would rather eat raw halcyon than spend another night in a pup tent . . .
Southpaw. It’s originally a baseball term, but the moniker is appended to any athlete who throws with their left hand. “All major league baseball diamonds are laid out so that the batter will face east, thus putting the afternoon sun behind his back and making it easier for him to see the ball. Therefore, when the pitcher faces the batter he’s facing west and his left arm is to the south.” None of the remaining quarterbacks in the NFL Super Bowl hunt are southpaws, but Tua Tagovailoa of Miami Dolphins is. Rumors prevail that wide receivers have to adjust their catching techniques to accommodate the reverse spirals thrown by southpaw QBs. And certain transplanted Islander RVM southpaws have been heard to demand left-handed chopsticks when served choke rice . . .
Concerts and Performances: February-March 2025
submitted by Mary Jane Morrison
Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.
Events listed in italics are tentative
Programming subject to change. Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.
Manor Express available until 8:30 p.m. Thursdays
Thursday 02/13 Alex Tutunov & Brian Hall: 2 pianos
Thursday 02/20 YSSO Chamber Groups
TUESDAY 02/25 Iryna Kudielina & Kris Yenney: piano/cello
Thursday 02/27 Anna Christina Streletz: piano
Thursday 03/06 Liane Alitowski: piano
Thursday 03/13 Mike Brons: guitar/vocal
Thursday 03/20 GALA — NO PROGRAM
Thursday 03/27 Jaron Cannon: piano
Thursday 04/03 Rogue Gold Jazz Band
Concerts and Performances: January – February 2025
submitted by Mary Jane Morrison
Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.
Events listed in italics are tentative
Programming subject to change. Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.
Manor Express available until 8:30 p.m. Thursdays
Thursday 01/09 Mercy Duo: vocal/guitar
Thursday 01/16 Micael Palzewicz: cello
Thursday 01/23 talk: So. OR Land Conservancy
Thursday 01/30 talk: Medical Mission: Dr. Rushton & Asifa Kanji
Thursday 02/06 Iryna Kudielina: piano
TUESDAY 02/11 Kirby Shaw Singers
Thursday 02/13 YSSO Chamber Groups
Thursday 02/20 Joseph & Tiana Wong: piano
NIT WIT NEWZ — January 2025
(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, on-line news service designed to keep residents abreast of the inconsequential, unverified, and trifling events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor).
NEW YEARS NEWZ AT MANOR
MAJOR SPLASHDOWN
Dozens of swimwear-clad residents lined pool area anxiously awaiting re-opening of Manor aquatic center. Sought relief from months-long deprivation of hydro-pleasure. Some felt absence challenged mental and physical well being. Found Wellness Department recommendation of multi-daily dips in bathtub inadequate substitution for full pool immersion. Panoply of moistened frolics resuming.
PRESUME NOTHING
Out of the hundreds of worldwide chair manufacturers, Rogue Valley Manor had misfortune to select the one that had not yet mastered the mechanics of the wheel. At Manor’s urging, company struggling to play “catch-up” on legacy technology.
SOUND ADVICE
Your friends at Nit Wit Newz wish to remind you to break your New Year’s resolutions early so that you can enjoy the remainder of the year.
—A. Looney
The Library in January: CHINA
by Debbie Adler
Happy Lunar New Year! The Year of the Wood Snake begins on January 29, 2025 and is a time for growth, creativity, and introspection. Let’s harness the energy of the Wood Snake by spending more time in the library!
Special thanks to library patron Janice Williams for researching the book display topic and bibliography for January: CHINA.
Why do Chinese novels stand out in the literary world? Chinese novels are often celebrated for their rich storytelling, intricate and complex character development, and deep cultural insights. By embedding their culture, beliefs, and historical contexts into their narratives, Chinese authors not only showcase the beauty and complexity of their heritage but also invite readers to reflect on universal themes of love, conflict, and morality.
January’s book display features Lisa See, who is acclaimed for her richly drawn characters and vivid storytelling. Lisa See’s Shanghai Girls chronicles the lives of two sisters who come to Los Angeles in arranged marriages and face, among other things, the pressures put on Chinese-Americans during the anti-Communist mania of the 1950s. The sequel, Dreams of Joy, focuses on Pearl’s daughter Joy who travels to Shanghai to find her birth father, heedless of the dangers in the Communist regime and the Great Leap Forward.
Lisa See’s latest novel, Lady Tan’s Circle of Women, became a Goodreads nominee for Best Historical Fiction. Set in 15th-century China under the Ming Dynasty, the novel is inspired by the true story of a woman physician who struggled to break free from traditions imposed by her arranged marriage in order to help women with their illnesses.
More to explore:
Melissa Fu’s Peach Blossom Spring, a beautifully rendered novel about war, migration, and the power of telling our stories, Peach Blossom Spring follows three generations of a Chinese family on their search for a place to call home.
Eve Chung’s Daughters of Shandong, a propulsive, extraordinary novel about a mother and her daughters’ harrowing escape to Taiwan as the Communist revolution sweeps through China. This is Eve Chung’s debut novel based on her family story.
James Zimmerman’s The Peking Express, the thrilling true story of train-robbing revolutionaries and passengers who got more than they paid for in this Murder on the Orient Express style adventure, set in China’s Republican Era.
Helen Zia’s The Last Boat out of Shanghai, the dramatic real life stories of four young people caught up in the mass exodus from Shanghai in the wake of China’s 1949 Communist revolution. The lives of these men and women are marvelously portrayed, revealing the dignity and triumph of personal survival.
Happy New Year and happy reading from the library volunteers!
Pictured is Liz Caldwell, library volunteer extraordinaire!
All Good Things Come to an End
Dear Readers,
I regret to inform you that this is the final issue of The Complement. I have reached the point where I do not feel that I can continue putting in the level of effort that I have been, and there is no organization in place to continue the operation.
We have had a pretty good run for the money — 52 monthly issues, starting in . Our monthly “readership” has probably been in the range of ; we get hits (visits) per month, which includes both one-time visits and repeaters.
We have been able to provide some material not otherwise available on campus — humor, reviews, essays, and a variety of articles and individual contributions. I hope that something similar can arise sometime in the future.
I want to thank those who have served on the staff: Joni Johnson, Connie Kent, Reina Lopez, Diane Friedlander, Robert Mumby, Tom Conger, and George Yates;
and other contributors: A. Looney, Eleanor Lippman, Anne Newins, Bonnie Tollefson, and numerous others.
And special thanks to you, the readers, for providing the reason for existence.
Bob Buddemeier
It Went Very, Very Wrong
by Eleanor Lippman
My mother and I lived on different coasts; she was the easterner, I, the westerner. Over the years, we developed an easy pattern of alternating my visits to Philadelphia, hers to Southern California.
Understand, my mother would not and did not drive a car. If the Philadelphia transportation system could not take her to her destination, she relied on others. Especially me. During my visits east, I rented a car, and for my mother, it was a freebie vacation complete with a chauffeur. Me.
You see, after World War II, my father purchased a car, taught my mother how to drive, and handed her the key. For her first outing, she packed her three toddlers, including me, into the car and drove away. Within one block of the house, she made the turn onto a main street and was promptly pulled over by a policeman and given a ticket. With that, she drove home, parked the car, and permanently and completely gave up driving.
So that explains what my trips to Philadelphia were like.
On the other hand, her trips to southern California were eerily similar. Helpless as a baby, she relied on me to take care of her from the moment she arrived to the final drop off at the terminal for her return trip.
Of course, I needed to use my vacation time from work when she visited so I could keep her entertained. And that was the problem. How to fill up a week with things to do. I came up with a brilliant idea. A new business opened in the shopping center near my home, based selling cosmetics, creams, moisturizers, lotions, lipsticks, nail polish: a make-over dream heaven. More importantly, the business offered free facials as an incentive to come in and look around and, of course, I took advantage of the offer. For an hour, I sat in their chair of honor and was pampered and soothed and exposed to their entire line of merchandize. I actually purchased a few of their products; they were good quality and I really liked them.
So, when my mother proposed visiting me, I went into the usual frenzy trying to line up things to do, and, that wonderful facial and hour of pampering came to mind. I decided to include dropping my mother off, popping into the nearby coffee shop to enjoy some blissful time to myself, showing up in an hour, and, the cherry on top of the cake, so to speak, purchasing some of those lotions and things as a gift to my mother.
What was not to like? Who wouldn’t enjoy a pampering facial? Imagine leaving the shop with fresh skin, smelling sweetly and being so relaxed!
As the saleslady led my mother to the chair of honor, I took her aside and gently told her I would be buying my mother any of the products she liked. And, I would be back in an hour to pick her up and make the purchases.
My failure was that I neglected to tell my mother what I had in mind. I wanted to surprise her. I wanted her to relax and enjoy the luxury of a facial. And, I suppose the saleslady was inexperienced and lacked tact and was anxious to make a big sale so she was pushing her merchandize far more aggressively than when I was her client. My mother, I think, was equally inexperienced and lacked tact. So, apparently, as each new item was offered and played up and praised as wonderful at what it was designed to do and how reasonable (?) the cost, my mother would dig in her heels and say she did not need it instead of just sitting back and letting herself be pampered and patted and smoothed and caressed. And so it went.
“I would like to introduce you to our special what-ever-it-is and let me try it on your beautiful and youthful skin . . . “
And my mother would dig her heels in and say she was not interested in that line of cosmetics.
And the saleslady would come back with, “Let’s try this cream or that lotion and see if you like it….”
And my mother would tell her not to bother as she would never use that kind.
Probably after the first five minutes it would have been apparent that my mother was not going to be cajoled into buying anything or even trying anything new and the saleslady, thinking of her commission, would try again and again, each time having her client, my mother, resist with all of her might.
So, the leisurely one-hour facial with product after product being demonstrated became a battle of wits with each lady wishing she were somewhere else. The facial ended up being cut short, very, very short. My mother was not going along for the ride. She did not want any of the products offered and resented what she perceived as a captive hard sell.
I opened the door at the agreed upon time to find both ladies silent, stoney faced, not very happy and waiting quite a while for me to show up and remove my mother from the store.
Catastrophe! Not what I had planned. I did buy one or two items for my mother and also vowed never to set foot in that establishment again for fear of recalling how the afternoon in question turned out.
My take home message: never, ever, try to surprise my mother. It will only end up making me look like an idiot.