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How to Train a Cat

by Eleanor Lippman

He adopted us, my husband and me.

We found him loitering around our house in southern California so we started leaving a bowl of fresh water and some nibbles by the back door. This encouraged him to visit us more often.

He seemed rather feral, had no tags and no apparent home.

Being city dwellers, we knew nothing about cats or dogs as no one in our neighborhood growing up in the late 1950s, owned pets. Large families and small crowded houses did not make a good combination for furry companions.

Gradually, he allowed himself to be petted – carefully. Over time, he became a regular visitor in the morning as we prepared breakfast and dawdled over coffee. We’d hear him before we saw him, a mournful meowing, him crying out to us that he arrived and was hungry, probably lured by the aroma of bacon and eggs frying on the stove.

One winter, we awoke to the sound of pounding rain on the roof. Chilly, we stumbled out of bed and turned up the furnace to make the house comfortable. Soon the coffee was perking and the bacon was sizzling, but no sign of Cat. We ate breakfast in silence and wondered what feral cats did to avoid such bad weather. The rain began to let up and we peered out of the back door window hoping to catch sight of him. Nothing.

Then we became involved in the rituals of preparing to start our day. My husband in suit, shirt and tie, checked his briefcase and searched for an umbrella before pulling the car out of the garage to head for work. I watched as he stopped the car in the driveway and opened the car door. Then I could see what caught his attention. Under our neighbor’s car parked in their drive way, was Cat furiously licking away at his shoulder. I think we both realized at about the same time that Cat sought shelter from the downpour under the car, unaware that the car’s engine was slowly dripping oil onto his fur while he slept.

This called for immediate action on our part. We had to become the Cat Rescue Team. My husband called in sick and quickly changed into clothes more suitable to the task at hand.

We were able to coax Cat out from under the car. Luckily he trusted us and allowed himself to be covered with a bath towel and, for the first time, be brought into our house. It didn’t take long for us to realize that we couldn’t possibly remove the filthy oil from his fur by just rubbing with the towel. And we worried that by licking himself clean he would poison himself or become very sick. Only a bath using shampoo would clean him.

This was unknown territory for both of us. Neither of us knew that one didn’t bathe a cat. They took care of their own grooming using their very rough tongues. But, as they say, ignorance is bliss.

Cat didn’t put up any resistance as cold, hunger, and oil coating made him too weak to fight. We gently shampooed his fur and rinsed him in soothing warm water until we felt that he was clean. It was a shock to us to see him standing in the tub, soaking wet and several sizes smaller than usual. Did we shrink him in the wash?! In fact, he looked quite rat-like, just a bag of bones. We had no idea how much actual cat had been hiding under all of that fur!

We dried him as best we could, and before we could do anything more, he ran out of the bathroom with an amazing streak of energy.

Later we found him sitting on our desk in the living room calming licking himself clean(er). He stayed there all day and all night, licking, licking and watching us warily. Attracted by the sizzling of bacon the next morning, he ambled into the kitchen, once again his old self, his regular size, his coat clean, and hungry for a real meal.

That’s when he officially became “Toki” our cat, the keeper of the house, the boss of things. And the training began – turning a feral cat into a much loved pet who didn’t scratch furniture, who came and went at will, and became one of the family. He learned to sit on our laps while we read, to rub against our leg when he needed to be petted, and to meow for attention.

I began pestering my friend at work about cats as she had two beautiful Siamese cats living with her. My education as a pet owner was increasing by leaps and bounds – but with a grain of salt. She related her most recent cat experience with great reluctance. It seems as if one of her cats had taken to sleeping on one of the cushioned chairs in her living room and also began using the chair as a claw sharpening device. Soon the seat of the chair was covered with cat fur and the back of the chair was scratched to the point where the upholstery stuffing was falling out.

Something had to be done. Her veterinarian suggested she use a spray designed to deter cats, to discourage them from scratching or leaping up on furniture. So my friend had her chair hauled off to be repaired and recovered and to be returned once again to be part of the living room decor. Before she brought the chair back into her house, she sprayed it all over with the recommended cat avoiding spray, confident the problem had been solved. The upholsterer delivered her newly covered chair well sprayed, collected his money and left. The pair of cats entered the living room curious and circled the chair, round and round. One cat leaped up on the seat probably expecting the usual resting spot. Instead, with terror in his eyes, he looked at my friend, turned his back on her and viciously attacked the back of the chair, clawing and scratching until it was totally destroyed once again. Time lapsed between delivery and destruction: probably two minutes.

Our Toki-Cat would never do anything like that. He never was interested in using furniture as a scratching post. He never slept on our bed or on our upholstered chairs. He didn’t leap up on the table while we were eating. His domain was ground level except when it was lap time, cuddling time.

The kitchen sink in our house had a window overlooking the back yard where I often kept on the window sill small potted plants to keep me company as I washed dishes or prepared meals. After a while, I realized that the window sill needed a bit of freshening up so I decided to repaint it. So one night after dinner was over and the kitchen cleaned up, I carefully repainted the window sill. Toki-cat left for the evening using his newly installed cat door and husband and I went to bed.

As I was filling the coffee pot with water in the morning, I saw it. The equivalent of my friend’s chair. The evidence of cat superiority. Embedded in the newly painted window sill were paw prints from one end of the window sill to the other. Someone had been exploring during the night.

That’s when I realized that there were two Toki-cats in my house. The Toki-cat on best behavior when we were in the room, and the real Toki-cat, the explorer, the bird and mouse hunter, the tamed tiger who lived here when we were not around. The dual Toki-Cat, my husband, and I eventually just accepted things as they were. Who were we to interfere with Mother Nature?

Toki-cat uses up one of his nine lives

For a long time, I drove one of the early Volkswagen Beetles, the tiny car (compared to what Detroit was selling at the time), bright red, innovative in style and design, with its tiny engine in the trunk and the trunk storage space under the hood. It was usually parked in our driveway or in front of the house, leaving the garage to be the home of our other car.

One morning, my husband decided to drive the Volkswagen, and as he approached the car, he saw Toki-Cat asleep on the roof. Opening the door startled and woke up Toki, and due to the design of the car, he started sliding forward, down past the windshield and down past the hood of the car. Husband drove off and as he slowly maneuvered his way out of the neighborhood, pedestrians would point at him and laugh. Before driving onto the main thoroughfare, he pulled over and stopped the car thinking perhaps he had a flat tire and it would be wise to check. Much to his surprise, pinned between the front bumper of the car and the fancy grillwork, was Toki-cat. Apparently as he slid forward from his sleeping spot on top of the car, he got caught and was unable to free himself from his spot between the front bumper and the sloping front of the car. Caught, he endured the ride without uttering a sound. Freed from his confinement by my husband, Toki-cat was safely brought back home and husband wondered for the rest of his life what he would have done if he arrived at work in a car with a large black and white cat trapped in the front grillwork.

(Toki is performed by Gabby Rugg who lives with Carol and David)

 

Minding Your Manor Manners (sort of)

  NIT WIT NEWZ

 

 

(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news source designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, unverified and trifling events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor)

 

                                    MINDING YOUR MANOR MANNERS (sort of)

Residents pose questions and concerns regarding Rogue Valley Manor living to Nit Wit Newz. When these issues are deemed of interest to our community, they are printed in this space.

This month, a reader wrote:

                Dear Nit Wit Newz,

Although our Bistro is temporarily closed, I have this on-going question: Is there anything that can be done about the Bistro’s dinnerware? The irregular shapes of the bowls and the plates with their wing-like edges make it difficult to balance utensils on the bowl or plate edges when not in use. The utensils either clank nosily to the table or worse, slip into my Meatball Marinara or my Roasted Beet Salad. That, of course, necessitates repeatedly wiping the utensil handles with my napkin before proceeding with my meal.  When finished, my hands are sticky, the napkin is a mess, and my clothes are ready for the cleaners.  Help!

I.M. Peeved

Dear Mr. Peeved,

Nit Wit Newz has looked into your issue with the Bistro dinnerware. Our findings:

–The dinnerware was replicated from the remnants of ancient pottery excavated from a post-Ice Age archeological dig in what is now Denmark.

–Contemporary Danish artisans have pieced together bowls and plates which revealed this distinctive wing-cornered design.

–Archeologists speculate that the pottery pre-dated the use of utensils and the unusual design enabled the early inhabitants to easily hold and raise the dish to their mouths.

–Inspired by this uniqueness, modern artisans have fashioned a line of dinnerware. That is the line used in the Bistro today. It’s called Danish Antiquity.

–It is unclear to archeologists whether or not finger bowls were to be found in the pantries of this ancient, post-Ice Age settlement. Nonetheless, we are pleased to report that finger bowls are included in the Bistro collection.

–Upon the re-opening of the restaurant, you—and other residents beset by this “sticky finger” grievance— may ask your wait-staff person to provide a Danish Antiquity finger bowl.

 To those who may find the use of finger bowls unsettlingly fastidious, another option is available:  Bistro management invites you and your tablemates to indulge your latent impulses. Use the dinnerware as it was originally intended. Set aside fork, spoon, knife and superficial inhibitions. Grasp your bowl or plate as it was designed to be held and boldly raise it to your lips—SKOL!

–With that, Mr. Peeved, we hope NWN’s research has provided you with a new-found appreciation of the Bistro’s dinnerware.

Your friends at Nit Wit Newz.

 —A. Looney

Critter of the Month

by Connie Kent, photos by Fran Yates

Uncommon bird alert! Not rare, like the Costa’s Hummingbird, but still, uncommon. Fran Yates first began seeing the Red-shouldered hawk last November, first in the Plaza Parking lot, later in the parking area behind the Manor, and finally, just this last month, once again in the Plaza parking lot, perched on a street light (the photo with the moon).

In both John Kemper’s Southern Oregon’s Bird Life (2002) and The Sibley Field Guide to Birds of Western North America (2003), the bird is listed as rare in this area. The Rogue Valley Audubon Society’s 2001 Birds of Jackson County, Oregon, shows them as present, though not common, during the winter months and rare and irregular during the summer. Of course, these three publications are all twenty years old.

But Kemper observes that, while they are common in California, Red-shouldered hawks seem to be expanding their range. And that may explain why we’re seeing them more now. In the last four years, 32 sightings have been reported on the RVM campus, starting with Kay Wylie’s report in October of 2018.

Carolyn Auker, of the RVM birding group, says Red-shouldered Hawks are year round residents in the valley now. If Kemper is correct, we may begin seeing them more regularly. Look for them at this time of year. You’re not likely to see them in the summer.

January Library Display

by Anne Newins

By this time of the year, I begin to develop cabin fever.  With no cure in sight, a selection of travel books might provide vicarious relief for me and perhaps for fellow sufferers.  A quick subject review of our in-house search engine revealed that the RVM library has at least 225 travel related books, proving that it is a popular genre.
But books cannot be simply labeled as “travel.”  They often are far more than simple accounts of places that people have visited or explored.  The best of them are studies of internal and moral exploration, coming of age tales, as well as physical challenges, which is why so many  have become literary classics.  Below is a sampling of the many books that will be displayed this month.
First, several Manor authors have written travel books, some more than one.  A few of them are:
Among the Maya Ruins, by Ann and Myron Sutton
Only in Iceland: a quirky chronicle, by Asifa Kanji
Two Women in Africa: the ultimate adventure, by J.R. (aka Jean) Dunham
There are a couple of humorous titles:
Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw: travel in search of Canada, by Will Ferguson
When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, it’s Time to Go Home, by Erma Bombeck
Bestsellers and classic fiction include:
The Bean Trees, by Barbara Kingsolver
The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek, by Kim Michele Richardson
The Giver of Stars, by JoJo Moyes
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, by Mark Twain
Finally, I can’t resist listing a few of my personal favorites:
Anything travel related by Bill Bryson
Anything travel related by Paul Theroux
Humboldt’s Cosmos:  Alexander von Humboldt and the Latin American Journey that changed the way we see the world, by Gerard Helferic
Kingbird Highway:  The biggest year in the life of an extreme birder, by Kenn Kaufman
The River of Doubt:  Theodore Roosevelts’s Darkest Journey, by Candace Millard
The RVM library volunteers wish you happy trails and a year full of good reading.

Romantic Valentine’s Day Entertainment Set

NIT WIT NEWZ

 

 

(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news source designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, trifling, and superficial events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor.)

 

ROMANTIC VALENTINE’S DAY ENTERTAINMENT SET

 

Manor Entertainment Committee inks famed romance poetess for extended engagement.

In month-long Valentine’s Day celebration, Gladys Hummingthorpe, to be on stage at Manor auditorium each weekday evening during February—the “Month of Love.”

Ms. Hummingthorpe will be reading selections from her book-length, epic poem, “Meet Me ‘Neath the Rose Arbor When Vesper Bells Ring.”

Incidental music by husband, Myron, on his 18th century Venetian lute, will accompany these rapturous, ninety minute recitations.

Early reservations recommended (ticket clamor certain to swell as February nears.).

To insure all residents are able to attend, please limit your reservations to just six performances during the month.

Should Covid protocols prevent in-person auditorium attendance in February, Ms. Hummingthorpe’s performances will be telecast live each evening on Channel 900.  Streaming will be available to accommodate your viewing schedule as well as your binge-watching pleasure.

Fill your February with love, wonder and awe.

Join the Hummingthorpes in a packed-month of enchanted evenings.

 

—A. Looney

Winter Wonderland

photo collage by Reina LopezWinter Wonderland Dec 2021

Book Review: Owls of the Eastern Ice

by Bonnie Tollefson

 

Editor’s note: this review was originally released with authorship mistakenly attributed to Jan Hines.  The Complement apologizes to Bonnie, Jan, and our readers for the error.

Subtitled: A Quest to Find and Save the World’s Largest Owl, by Jonathan C. Slaght, Center Point Large Print, 2020

The first thing I learned from this book was – Don’t make life decisions while hiking in the blazing sun in a bug infested bog – you could end up spending years freezing off valuable body parts. That is what Jonathan Slaght did. He had fallen in love with the Primorye region of Russia. For those of you as deficient as I am regarding Russian geography, that is the area to the East of Siberia. It is bordered by China, North Korea and the Sea of Japan. Jonathan spent 3 years there during his time in the Peace Corps and also did a Masters project for the University of Minnesota on the effect of logging in the area on songbirds. As he was trying to decide on a subject for his doctoral dissertation, it came down to aiding the conservation efforts for two birds – the hooded crane and the fish owl. Since that hot buggy bog was prime hooded crane habitat he decided to study the fish owl. Never heard of a fish owl? It is the largest of the owl family being over two feet tall with a six foot wingspan and scruffy brown feathers that blend very well into their forested habitat. Their primary food source is fish and frogs so their hearing is not as good as other owls. The easiest time to locate them is February when they leave their distinctive tracks on the side of rivers and make their eerie duet calls during mating. These facts led Slaght to spend five winters in the forests of the Primorye as he located nest trees, studying habitat, and captured live owls. He took measurements, finally discovered how to tell apart the male and female (it’s more white tail feathers), banded birds and, on a few owls, placed expensive GPS transmitters to determine flight patterns. In spite of bears, tigers, and temperatures well below 0, Slaght and his Russian research assistants were able to work out a conservation plan for loggers and others to protect this owl found only in Russia and northern Japan.

The book is available thru the Jackson County Public Library and as Large Print from the RVM Library.

The Organ Recital

by Asifa Kanji

Organ recitals are torturing me. Who is wailing this time – my kidneys, my appendix? A sharp pain in my groin has me thrashing to the point of wanting to be put down, like an old horse who has seen better days.

Call 911. I trounced that thought in a trice.

Shoot me first. I would rather die in my own bed. In the ER, they would open up my body’s Pandora’s Box, bringing to light all that I didn’t know was broken. This would be the beginning of serving a life sentence of pills and pricks, medical probes, and compartmentalized boxes filled with little tablets. I lie there in a kind of rigor mortis, fearing that any movement will awaken the havoc-wreaking devil in my body. Slowly, the wave of pain subsides.

What if? What if I have cancer? What if?

It can’t be. See, the pain has gone. It was just gas. I have been full of it lately. I review everything I have eaten in the last 48 hours. Nothing unusual comes to mind.

This is the third episode in as many months, the voice from inside pipes up.

Yeah, so – look, I’m all better now. It is nothing.

Maybe if I tell myself enough times that it is nothing, my body will get the message and it will be nothing.

Are you sure you are ready to die? It is that same voice from inside, nagging.

Fear of illness devours me, chewing up my independence, my youth, my very being. Doctors will feed me with fickle hope and potions, drawing out my life, just because they can. I had sworn that I would let the cancer, or whatever disease, take me down. No treatment, just painkillers, I repeated over and over to my husband, my friends and my family. I have witnessed modern medicine do everything in its power to beat death as though letting people die is a failure. Please support me when I say I do not want treatment, I wrote in my living will. Now I wonder if this pain is death’s calling card.

This morning, the bleeding from my colon stopped. The violent tummy cramps stopped. I am nursing a cup of hot tea as I sway in my hammock. The wind chimes are singing a gentle, Zen melody. The song fades into quietness and then picks up again with the morning breeze. The grass and the trees smell so fresh, looking clean and bright after yesterday’s rain. They are enjoying the sun as much as I am. As for the hills, they are crowned with huge messy dollops of clouds, spilling carelessly down their sides. Oh what a beautiful morning. I cannot help having that wonderful feeling that everything is going my way.

I want to live. I want to be healthy. I want to write, especially my mum’s story, a legacy I want to leave behind for my nephews. I want to kayak in Antarctica, and camp out at Machu Picchu. If I am diagnosed with something big, maybe . . . Maybe I will seek treatment to heal my body. How quickly my principles are crushed when they bang against reality! For the first time I am beginning to believe that we are programmed to want to live, to survive, until death takes us. This is a new experience for me. I always thought I’d have the courage to say, “This is it!” and allow myself to die. I wasn’t going to be like my mother, my uncle, like so many of my relatives who just lingered – every caregiver’s nightmare. I always wondered why they didn’t stop their treatment. I certainly did not see them enjoy anything that I would call quality of life. In fact it was the opposite. They were dependent on me to take care of them and to advocate for them. That was not the journey I wanted to take. But now I see how hope seduces me, but, but . . . fear is knocking ever so loudly, wanting to be heard. I listen.

I fear my husband’s love for me will drive him to do everything possible to fix me, yes even bind me with duct tape or lubricate me with WD40. I fear that he will do so much for me that it would disable me and undermine my own fight to live. I fear we will go from being friends and lovers to patient and caregiver. I fear friends will turn into advisors, and in their need to heal me, they will infantilize me. I will become the person that my friends do for, rather than simply enjoy being with. There is nothing like illness to bring the good Samaritan out of everyone, paying their karmic dues forward, fervently hoping the same fate won’t befall them. Most of all, I fear the whispers, labeling me as the sick one. It would render me worthless, like I had had a lobotomy.

I remember well when David cracked his hip and was temporarily wheelchair bound. People would talk to him loudly and deliberately, using their kindergarten vocabulary, or would address their remarks to me (the wheel chair pusher) as though David needed to be pushed around because he was too stupid to walk, talk or think.

I have not told David or anyone about the bleeding. He would be terribly concerned, as would I if the situation were reversed. The difference is, I am struggling with myself and don’t have the energy to deal with his emotions. I am not ready to do the obvious, like see a doctor. So why should I put him through the panic?

Am I a fool? I could nip this in the bud with a checkup. The thought of having instruments shoved up every orifice, especially the ones at the lower end, makes me shudder like a sail in storm. What if they do find something serious? Maybe I should stop depriving myself of triple dark chocolate ice cream and freshly baked apple pie a la mode. After all I have done for my body, taking it for walks, feeding it nothing but the best, yet it is shedding my health, memory, energy like it were getting rid of bad debts. What the hell, I should just say yes to red wine, deep fried chicken, forget the salads, and die happily ever after. But I know death doesn’t come that easily. Fear and anger are holding hands again.

Skip treatment. Avoid the medical quagmire. Fall asleep in the snow, the voice goads me. You are lucky, there’s loads of snow up there, and it will soon be over.

Yes but. . . I want to have a going away party – you know, a wake while I am awake.

Forget that, my brain says, you are giving up a hell of an opportunity to go while the going is good.

S T O P it! screams the other voice at my brain’s tireless commitment of sending me to hell on a bullet train.

Oh, maleficent brain, be quiet and let me think about how I might handle a dire diagnosis. Let me dance with fear for a while. Let it lead me and teach me. I beg to differ with FDR. I don’t believe that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, or that to fear is to lack courage or faith or love. It is only when I give my fears a voice that the seeds of hope and love are born. Finding out just exactly what it is I fear that I am able to come up with solutions. But having a conversation with fear is like talking to a belligerent teenager. I have to show compassion, empathy and give it space to come out and talk to me.

Becoming a helpless invalid is a real fear that is exacerbated by people’s well meaning and loving intentions. So how do I keep my dignity and self worth? How do I not become a victim, or fall into the trap of becoming a professional invalid? How do I avoid talking incessantly about all that hurts? Organ Recitals, a friend calls them.

I do not wish to bring attention to all that ails me. I don’t need a peanut gallery clapping their hands every time I am able to poop. I am both fickle and strong in mind, and have a tendency to design my life as I go. Should I be diagnosed with a major illness, throwing me into the briar patch, I have no clue how I will cope. But dear ones, should you choose to journey with me as caregivers, I have put together some thoughts on how you can support me, and help allay my fears and maybe yours. Knowing what to say or do in the face of death or illness is really tough.

So my dear friends and family, here is how to support me, should I seriously fall ill:

Tell me that life sucks, and HOLD the advice. I most likely know what is good for me. I need someone to listen, while I think out aloud and air my anger and my fears, tilling my own soil to plant hope.

Make me laugh. Do things that will make me forget for a moment that my body is falling apart.

Hold my hand, look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me. That will give me the strength I need.

If I can’t do it myself, paint my toenails in wild colors; give me a foot massage. Touch me. Hold me.

Sit and eat dark chocolate or sip a glass of good red wine with me.

Don’t greet me with, “how are you doing?” Instead start the conversation with the mundane. It’s a lovely day, or my god the traffic was awful. Took me twenty minutes to find parking or whatever else is on your mind. Ask me what I would like to do or hear about.

Don’t assume that just because I’m sick, I should be protected from whatever is going on in your life. Tell me your hurts, your pains, your frustrations, even if it has to do with me. Let us process and cry and laugh together. Most likely my brain is still intact. Tell me, because that makes me feel included rather than isolated.

Even if I need help eating or wiping my bottom, it does not equate to brain failure. Allow me to do things for myself, however awkward or painful it may seem to you. I promise I will ask for help, should I need it. Don’t be afraid to tell me “No” if I am pushing your limits.

Don’t feel sorry for me as it is a part of my journey. Painful experiences are like the thorny stems of rosebushes – they hold sweet smelling rosebuds, just waiting to bloom. Let us together not allow ourselves to bleed to death from the pricks of the thorns.

Let us see the illness that has befallen, not as an end, but as a new opportunity to live life in ways we haven’t before. Surely that is a more fun ride to go on.

My worst fear is that our relationship will change to one of caregiver, and the lump that needs looking after. When I am no longer able to care for myself, hire someone to come in to help. Please continue to go out and participate in life as fully as you can, for that is the energy I want you to bring and share with me. In that way, we’ll continue to enjoy each other and continue to build on the relationship we have enjoyed for so many years, even though life has taken a turn and suddenly we find ourselves on a different path.

There is so much written about caregivers and the sustenance they need. Avail yourself of that, but most of all realize that you cannot fix things for me, and that you are not in charge. Don’t waste energy in believing that if you could just get things sorted out properly and get all of the right people lined up, you could make everything better. It will be easier for both of us if you let me figure out how to deal with my illness or condition, and allow me to do it my way.

In return, I promise to also be there for you. I will try to remember that this is not just my journey, but for us to walk together, hand in hand . . . . until death do us part. May we have the courage to be there for each other, without taking away from each other’s life’s joys and pains.

Down the Shore

By Eleanor Lippman

Two things always governed what my family did: financial and lack of imagination.

So, when it came to vacations, the only out of town location my family ever considered was Atlantic City, New Jersey, or as we in Philadelphia called it, “Down the shore”.

The financial part determined whether we even saw Atlantic City during the summer or whether we actually vacationed in Atlantic City and how long we stayed.

Preparing for a down the shore vacation, my father would empty out his delivery truck, moving its contents to the basement of our house, and we would pile in, three and eventually four children, two adults, and all of the paraphernalia needed for a beach stay. After unloading and settling us in at our temporary vacation house, he would return to Philadelphia to work. If our stay included a full weekend or two, he would join us late Saturday morning and on Sunday afternoon, he’d leave to go back home. He’d spend the two half days bravely sitting with us on the beach under an umbrella with several towels covering his legs completely. You see, my father, with his corn flower blue eyes, had skin the color of milk, skin that was so sensitive to the sun, any exposure would lead to misery. With one exception. My father drove his delivery truck with the driver’s side window down and his left arm resting half outside and half inside ready to signal his turning directions at all times. By the end of summer, the skin on his left arm was nut brown from his fingers to where his sleeve ended with a white band permanently there under his wrist watch. That arm never feared the rays of the sun. His right arm was always milky white.

During one of our beach summers, when we probably rented a place for two or three weeks, my father showed up briefly during the weekends as usual and on the day of our departure with the truck emptied out, he was ready to haul us back to Philadelphia. When he arrived to take us home, he had a big surprise, but, we had to guess what it was. No clues other than “something new”. All during the packing and loading the truck we pestered him with guesses. All during the ride home there were more, millions of ideas of ‘what was new’. We’d yell out a new guess and watch him grin and shake his head no.

We reached home and still hadn’t figured it out. After unloading our beach things and loading up the truck with my dad’s merchandise and still flinging guesses at him, my mother called us into the kitchen for dinner. I was probably about eight years old at the time and I remember my very last idea for what was new. As I stood in the doorway to the kitchen, I was certain the answer was “a new toaster”. Who knows what prompted that thought, but it was the best I could do.

I’ll never forget his big reveal. As his four children gathered around him, he was ready to tell. The answer: he had shaved off his bushy mustache. To this day, I still don’t know if my mother had guessed correctly.

Holidays at the Manor