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Events & Opportunities: December 2022 – March 2023

RVM  December 2022 – March 2023 

ENTERTAINMENT  & EVENTS 

               Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

                Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900 

           Programming subject to change  

 

Notice After completion of this program list it is expected that the auditorium will be needed for dining, and live programming will have to end. Live programming will resume after that ONLY IF more (younger) residents join the current Program Committee to help with publicity and general needs.

                                                           

2022

TUESDAY          12/13       Calysta Cheyenne Jazz Combo

Thursday          12/15       Edward Aguirre:  piano

TUESDAY          12/20       Jaron Cannon:  piano

Thursday          12/22       Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday          12/29       Alexander Tutunov, piano 

 2023

Thursday          01/05       Jefferson State Brass Band

TUESDAY          01/10       Palzewicz Trio: cello, guitar, percussion

Thursday          01/12       Rogue Wind Quintet

Thursday          01/19       Southern Oregon Jazz Orchestra

Thursday          01/26       Dover String Quartet (CMC)

Thursday          02/02       Hutton Wind Quintet

∗Saturday 3 pm  02/04    County Music Teachers:  piano recital

Thursday          02/09       Matt Heverly:  Talk on Mars exploration

Thursday          02/16       YSSO Chamber Groups

Thursday          03/02       Jaca Duo:  guitar and clarinet

 

 

 

NIT WIT NEWZ, NOVEMBER 2022

 

Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news source designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, trifling, and superficial events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives at Rogue Valley Manor

MANOR MAN FOUND SEMI-CONSCIENCE IN FRONT OF OWN COTTAGE

Responding to distressed Life Alert alarm, Manor Security rushes to village site of recently-arrived Manor resident.  Experience difficulties reaching suspected victim. Front lawn area recently converted into labyrinth of mature six-foot high cannabis plants.  Dense maize stalls rescue efforts. Dead-ends abound in thicket.

Mercy Flight chopper called to aid search. Spots victim. Guides on-ground responders to key path leading to center of labyrinth.  Responders find supine victim lying in patch of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Area fawn licking resident’s face. Victim roused. Speaks haltingly.

Claims late-in-life recurring bouts of despondency. Finds solace in labyrinth meditation and mushroom-induced out-of-body experience. Responders suspect overdose likely cause of temporary unconscious spell.  Victim waves off additional help. Re-enters cottage under own unsteady power.

Nit Wit Newz investigative reporter, Sally Forth, at recovery scene. Senses deeper backstory.  Uncovers victim bio info.
Name: Sully Waters. Retired, single male, loner. Born, raised in North Carolina. Vocation: decades-long civilian job at nearby military installation. Avocation: shuffleboard. Three-time state champion in sport. Waters’ life wrapped up in career and shuffleboard.

Sudden departure of Waters from east coast. Decision followed abrupt severance of long-time employment. Was Water Commissioner at North Carolina Marine Base. Charged with malfeasance. Bitter over dismissal. Despondency follows.

Reporter Forth wheedles interview with reclusive Waters. Reveals to reporter: sought major change after job discharge. Left east coast. Searched senior communities in west. Tabs Rogue Valley Manor last September: Liked leafy, wooded campus. Liked RVM cottage accommodations with yard to grow serenity-providing, despondency-soothing labyrinth. Manor Summer Game offered opportunity to indulge lifelong competitive passion—shuffleboard.  Shocks soon follow.

Discovered that among thirty events included in Summer Games— no shuffleboard!  Worse. Discovered that though Manor had tennis courts, golf course, croquet court, lawn bowling court, horseshoe pit, pickleball and badminton courts, swimming pool, pool tables, ping pong, bocce ball and a court for corn bag tossing—there was no shuffleboard court at Rogue Valley Manor!

Waters decries, “RVM only senior community in U.S. without a shuffleboard court.”  First, career loss, now, shuffleboard skills scuttled. Despondency morphs into deep despair.  Tells reporter Forth, realization of facing a shuffleboard-less life prompted his retreat to labyrinth and mushroom overdose on day of front yard incident.

Forth submits Sully Waters plight to authorities. Rogue Valley Manor administration responds.  Enlists Wellness Department aid.  Waters, eager to move past life of quiet desperation, begins intensive rehab program.

(Readers: fast forward several weeks to present, early November)

Marked improvement evident. Waters despondency wanes.  Credits daily regimen of Zumba dancing, Tai Chi, Pilates, and Aqua Conditioning for improved physical well-being. Competitive spirit re-ignited due to comprehensive instruction in the Corn Bag Toss. (Claims he’ll be serious contender in event at 2023 Summer Games).  Reveals to reporter Forth, major force in his rehabilitation was new-found friend. Shares silent bonding moments in labyrinth each morning with Manor fawn.

Tranquility returns to Rogue Valley Manor.

—A. Looney

2022 Virtual Craft Fair

Silent Night – a book review

by Liz Caldwell

Robert B. Parker is best known for his forty Detective Spenser books, a TV series, and a movie. This Christmas book “Silent Night” (© 2013), his last book, was started by Parker, and finished posthumously by his longtime literary agent Helen Brann. Parker died of a sudden heart attack at the keyboard at age 77. He had written for 37 years, 65 total books – at the rate of 5 pages a day.

In “Silent Night,” Stretch, a frightened street boy, asks Spenser to visit a do-gooder who runs the unlicensed Street Business, which gives shelter and seeks job opportunities for the homeless and lost. The do-gooder is being threatened, and Street Business is in danger. The do-gooder wants Spenser to find out from whom and stop them.

The costs of the Street Business’s operations are subsidized by the do-gooder’s brother, who is mysteriously wealthy after a trip to Latin America. The wealthy brother’s mistress, Carmen, a retired tennis champion and recovering addict, has become attached to Stretch. She surreptitiously comes to Spenser for help, believing that her own life is in danger. Of course, Spenser discovers all, concerning Street Business, its neighborhood, the wealthy brother, and Carmen.

The underlying theme of this book is that true “family” ties and loyalties do not depend on blood ties, and can even be betrayed by them. The book is concerned with “family” ties, both new and long term, in the lead-up to Christmas. The finale is Christmas dinner prepared by Spenser, with a stuffed chicken, inside a stuffed duck, inside a stuffed turnkey, celebrated with Susan (Spenser’s love interest), Hawk, Stretch, and Carmen.

I found it odd that after Christmas dinner, Susan (Spenser’s love interest) goes off to take a nap, removing herself from the interactions. The book describes what people wear and cook, which I find unusual for a male author. But of course, this book has a female co-author.

The book is available in the RVM Library with barcode ID #7480.

2022 RVM Craft Fair

You are invited

What: 2022 RVM Craft Fair

When: 15 November 2022

Where: Manor Auditorium

When: 10:00 am to 2:00 pm

What: books by Manor authors, fiber arts (crocheting, knitting, quilting, sewing); greeting cards and calendars, jewelry, leis, photography, pants, pyrography gourds, miniatures, and woodworking

See samples of crafts for sale in the Manor Auditorium display cabinet in mid-October.

Watch for the Virtual Fair on this site on 1 November.

Silent Auction in the Manor Lobby week of 7 November.

No R.S.V.P. necessary

November in the Library: Art and Artists

By Anne Newins

Resident Janice Williams has identified a group of interesting books for your November reading pleasure. Pictured below is library volunteer Debbie Adler by this month’s display.

The display table is dedicated to art and artists, including non-fiction art books reproducing works by Audubon, Monet, Hiroshige, Da Vinci and others.  Other non-fiction books by well known historians include:

*The City of Falling Angels, by John Berendt, which explores the murky circumstances surrounding a shocking fire that that destroyed the historic Fenice Opera House in 1996.

*The Greater Journey:  Americans in Paris, by David McCullough, recounts the stories of artists, writers, and others who went to Paris between 1830 and 1900.

*Leonardo da Vinci, by Walter Isaacson, is a comprehensive biography of the great artist.

 

Fictional books about art and artists have been written by an array of well- and lesser-known authors.  You might consider:

*Daniel Silva’s popular series featuring Gabriel Allon, an “Israeli spy by trade, art restorer by preference.”

*The Painter, by Peter Heller

*Still Life, by Louse Penny

*The Art Thief, by Noah Charym

*The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt

 

For those interested in looking at art first hand, Roberta Bhasin reports that there are two events coming up in November, including an art talk in the Deschutes Room on November 2 at 5:00 p.m. by Talent photographer David Liebowitz, who created beautiful images from the ashes of the Almeda Fire.  Art-I-Fact releases will include talks about two works, “Iowa Grain Elevator ” and “The Bookworm,” on November 8 and November 23.  Appropriately, “The Bookworm ” hangs just outside the library.  Be on the lookout for more details about these activities.

 

Events & Opportunities: November 2022- February 2023

RVM  November 2022 – February  2023 

ENTERTAINMENT  & EVENTS 

               Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

         Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900 

Programming subject to change  –  Groups in ITALICS are pending

 

Notice After completion of this program list it is expected that the auditorium will be needed for dining, and live programming will have to end. Live programming will resume after that ONLY IF more (younger) residents join the current Program Committee to help with publicity and general needs.

                                                           

2022

Thursday          11/10       Dennis Freese:  clarinet

Thursday          11/17       Manor Pianists:  recital

TUESDAY          11/22       ChrisThompson:  baritone

Thursday          11/24       Scott Solterman:  piano (Thanksgiving Day)

Thursday          12/01       Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday          12/08       With Every Christmas Card I Write (GALA)

FRIDAY             12/09       Rogue Voices (formerly The Harmonizers)

TUESDAY          12/13       Calysta Cheyenne Jazz Combo

Thursday          12/15       Edward Aguirre:  piano

TUESDAY          12/20       Jaron Cannon:  piano

Thursday          12/22       Rogue Valley Brass Quintet

Thursday          12/29       Majkut/Tutunov piano concert (pending)

 2023

Thursday          01/05       Jefferson State Brass Band

Thursday          01/12       Rogue Wind Quintet

Thursday          01/19       Southern Oregon Jazz Orchestra

Thursday          01/26       Dover String Quartet (CMC)

TUESDAY          01/31       Siskiyou Violins

Thursday          02/02       Hutton Wind Quintet

Thursday          02/09       Matt Heverly:  Talk on Mars exploration

Thursday          02/16       YSSO Chamber Groups

 

 

NIT WIT NEWZ — October 2022

(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news source designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, trifling, and superficial events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives at Rogue Valley Manor.)

 

BITTER RIFT SPLITS MANOR BRASS
AND WELLNESS CLASS MEMBERS

 

March:  Manor’s fave dance instructor, lithe, lovable Jeanette Bournival  (J. Bo’) forms rain dance class.

Class purpose: Raise lagging area rainfall measurements to traditional levels. At the same time, promote improved cardio-vascular health among residents through practice of ancient and vigorous Native American incantation rites.

Class yields immediate results. Credited by many for delivering unusual spate of late April- May showers last spring. Brought 2021-22 season rainfall totals to near normal levels. Participants began to report improved heart rates, lower blood pressure, increased energy, weight loss, sounder sleep, and decreased irritability.

News provokes growth of dance class size. By end of June, reaches over fifty members.

Early July:  Despite unqualified success, Manor authorities cancel class.

Class members shocked. Demand explanation. Demand resumption of class.

Authorities cite freak July 2 evening deluge dropping of unprecedented five inches of rain (as measured by Saul K’s reliable Peartree Lane gauge) in matter of hours.

Inexplicable storm.  Was RVM specific. Oddly, same storm delivered less than an inch of rain at nearby Medford airport.

Damage to campus widespread: garages flooded, skylights leaked, streets mud-filled, landscapes lashed.

Probe by authorities turns up possible causal activity.

Wellness department records reveal July 2 afternoon meeting of J. Bo’s rain dance class on lawn bowling green adjacent to gym. Unexpectedly joined by six-piece steel drum band.  Presence of steel drum ensemble heightened intensity of ritual dance. Frenzied levels reached among fevered, chanting, foot-thumping, rain-beseeching seniors. Regular 45-minute class stretched into three-hour mania dance. Exhaustion sets in. Session ends.

Four hours later, fury of aforementioned tempest unleashed on RVM.

Suspicious link between devastating storm and high-octane campus dance session earlier in same day gives pause to authorities—coincidence, or cause-and-effect?

Decide on caution. Class temporarily halted in July. Final decision on future of class to be reached at start of new rainfall season, October 1.

Intense lobbying of authorities begins.  J.Bo’ and her not-so merry band of drought busters seek class resumption.  Nothing less.

Claim class continuation of rain dance activities promotes plentiful season of precipitation. No need to face another year of watching agonizingly slow trickle of rain drop into Peartree Lane gauge as parched-earth drought drags on.  Class offered bountiful side benefits:  improved resident physical well-being, healthful bonhomie bonds among participating dancers.

Authorities unpersuaded.

Late September:  Tensions tighten. Clock ticking. New rainfall seasons upon us.

Loggerheaded issue headed to Special Master Judge for mandatory arbitration.

Both sides fear outside source decision.

Rain dance group floats eleventh-hour compromise:

– No dance session to exceed forty-five minutes.

– No steel drum band.

Manor authorities relent. Parties ink pact. Class to resume.

Harmony returns to campus.

First class: Sunday, twelve noon at lawn-bowling green stomping grounds.

J, Bo’ to dancers: “Bring your galoshes!”

 

—A.Looney

 

October in the Library

by Anne Newins

 

Many Manor residents have enjoyed the family history display, thanks to Eleanor Lippman, Reina Lopez, and Sarah Karnatz, as well as all of the people who contributed materials.  If you missed the full display in the Sunrise Room, or would like to have a second look at some of these fascinating documents and photographs, a partial display continues in the Auditorium through October.

As in real life, family sagas can be happy, sad, melodramatic, or comical.  This month’s display provides readers with a variety of family stories, including the following fiction and non-fiction titles:
  • All the Presidents’ children: triumph and tragedy in the lives of America’s first families, by Doug Wead
  • The last days of the Romanovs: tragedy at Ekaterinburg, by Helen Rappaport
  • The Island of sea women, by Lisa See
  • The poisonwood Bible, by Barbara Kingsolver
  • A tendering in the storm , by Jane Kirkpatrick
  • O pioneers! , by Willa Cather
  • Who we are and how we got here: ancient DNA revolution and the new science of the human past, by David Reich
Residents also have enjoyed David Drury’s riveting Inquiring Minds program about the early history of epidemics.  We hope that he will continue the series in the future.  In the meantime, if you want to learn more, the library has a few non-fiction books about epidemics, including:
  • Awakenings, by Oliver Sacks.  (Call number 616.8)
  • Fevers, feuds and diamonds, by Paul Farmer  (Call number 614.57)
  • The great influenza:  the story of the deadliest pandemic in history, by John M. Barry ( Call number 614.5)
  • Pale rider: the Spanish Flu of 1918 and how it changed the world, by Laura Spinney (Call Number 614.5)
  • Together, by Luke Adam Hawker (Call number 741)

Smokey’s Favorite Toast

HERE’S TO LIFE

Smokey (Tom) McCrea’s favorite toast

 

No complaints and no regrets

I still believe in chasing dreams and placing bets

But I learned that all you give is all you get

So give it all you got

I had my share

I drank my fill

And even though I’m satisfied

I’m hungry still

To see what’s down another road beyond the hill

And do it all again

So here’s to life

And every joy it brings

So here’s to life

To dreamers and their dreams

Funny how the time just flies

How love can go from warm hellos

To sad goodbyes

And leave you with the memories you’ve memorized

To keep your winters warm

For there’s no yes in yesterday

And who knows what tomorrow brings or takes away

As long as I’m still in the game

I want to play

For laughs for life for love

So here’s to life

And every joy it brings

Here’s to life

For dreamers and their dreams

May all your storms be weathered

And all that’s good gets better

Here’s to life

Here’s to love

Here’s to you

Author: Aga Zaaryan (Polish jazz vocalist)

Courtesy of Bill Silfvast