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Hands Down – Book Review

Hands Down, Felix Francis, Crooked Lane, 2022

by Bonnie Tollefson

One night, at dinner, the conversation turned to authors who have died, but the series they were writing live on. Clive Cussler had taken on a co-author for each of his series and now some of those authors are continuing their particular series. Brian Sanderson was selected to write the last book in the Wheel of Time series when Robert Jordan died, but Sanderson said there were so many notes left by Jordan that the series continued for another 3 books. In particular, we mentioned Tony Hillerman whose daughter Anne continued his series, with more emphasis on the female characters, and Felix Francis, who took over his father’s legacy with spotty success.

Hands Down is one of Felix’s more successful entries. Although it is sixth in the Sid Halley series (4 by Dick 2 by Felix) it can be read as a stand alone. Nothing stays the same forever, and British horse racing is no exception. Since Sid retired as a jockey, the “jockey agent” has come into existence. With the regulatory agencies refusing to get involved in agent fees, the arena is perfect for corruption. Agents start telling jockeys or stable owners which horses should lose. One trainer stands up to the corruption and appeals to Sid for help. Sid has his own problems, so puts off his friend. After his friend’s stable is burned and the friend winds up dead, Sid feels he must get involved to “save the integrity of British racing”. As one can imagine, close calls and mayhem ensue. How can Sid expose the bad guys while protecting those caught in the web of corruption? No spoilers here– read and enjoy.

Hands Down is available from the RVM Library and the Jackson County Library System.

Due to the interest in Arti (Chat GPT) I asked the website to write a short review of the book not including spoilers. Below is what it came up with. As you can see there are 3 errors in the first paragraph. The main character is Sid Halley not Jeff Hinkley. Sid is an independent investigator and the plot to fix horse races is in Britain, not America. It looks like my job is safe for a few more quarters.

“Hands Down” by Felix Francis is a thrilling novel that will keep readers on the edge of their seats from start to finish. The story follows Jeff Hinkley, an investigator for the British Horseracing Authority, as he attempts to uncover a plot to fix horse races in America.

Francis’s writing style is engaging and fast-paced, with plenty of twists and turns to keep readers guessing. The characters are well-developed and intriguing, each with their own motivations and secrets.

One of the standout features of “Hands Down” is Francis’s detailed and accurate portrayal of the world of horse racing. It’s clear that the author has a deep knowledge and love of the sport, and this shines through in the book.

Overall, “Hands Down” is a highly entertaining read that will appeal to fans of both mystery novels and horse racing. With its gripping plot, well-drawn characters, and authentic setting, it’s a book that is hard to put down.

 

NIT WIT NEWZ — APRIL 2023

(Nit Wit News is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news service designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, unverified, and trifling events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor).

 

THE GARDEN: YOUR Q’s; OUR A’s

 

As we move into spring, many residents will be spending time at their plots in the Resident Gardens seeking a season of glorious plenitude. To insure hearty plant growth, obtain maximum pleasure at their garden plot and, at the same time, respect the rights of fellow plot keepers, our director of the RVM Grower’s Advisory Council, Dan D. Lyon, has agreed to a Q & A session with Manor plotters.

 

  1. What is the garden’s policy on tomato poaching?
  2. We hold to a strict “no tolerance” policy on tomato poaching. It is considered an egregious, dander-raising event. Violators face the age-old biblical imperative: banishment from the garden.
  3. And my rutabagas?
  4. Rutabaga poaching is condoned. In truth, a Google search indicates that no case of rutabaga poaching has ever been recorded in our garden or, for that matter, anyone else’s garden.
  5. Most every time I enter the garden, crows are perched on the shoulders and head of my scarecrow. Is there anything that could be done about that?
  6. You may want to try one of those large, floppy inflatable figures found at used car lots these days. The units that, under irregular bursts of air pressure, wildly contort their body parts. Crows should find the shoulders and head of this unit difficult to perch on for any amount of time. A suggestion: Be sure to purchase the smaller, fun-sized inflatable unit. The larger “used-car-lot” size is apt to mistakenly lure unwanted motorists onto our campus expecting to find the “car of their dreams” while at the same time, cause nasty traffic snarls on Wildflower Drive.
  7. I’m no longer able to till the soil in my plot. My nephew in Grant’s Pass has a pair of oxen he’s offered to loan me. Is it OK for me to bring them into the garden?
  8. Certainly, just as long as they’re securely yoked and carefully trained. The hooves of oxen could play havoc with a neighbor’s peonies patch.
  9. I heard what you said about the garden’s tomato poaching policy, Mr. Lyon, but what about persimmons? The fruit on my tree is frequently missing. May I place a fence of concertina wire around my plot?
  10. Absolutely not. Concertina wire is used at prisons and in war zones. Its use might dampen the pleasant spirit of bonhomie that exists among your fellow gardeners. Please stick with the Manor’s low voltage, barbed wire. You will find that the harm it inflicts on the human body is calibrated to a tolerable level. It should serve your purpose well.
  11. I’m anxious to augment my income. Does the garden offer any “Cash for Crops” programs that I could participate in?
  12. Yes, there’s the Manor’s “From Garden to Arden” arrangement whereby our Dining Services Director will purchase edibles from our resident growers (Tip: All squash varieties as well as exotic vegetables that no one has ever heard of are particularly favored by the Dining Services department). Beyond the “Garden to Arden” program, alfalfa—although used infrequently in our Manor kitchens—often commands a handsome return in the rural sections of Jackson County.  Indeed, depending on the size of your plot, your fall harvest could well be measured in dollars—lots of them. Beyond squash and alfalfa, you might check with our local U.S.D.A office for crops currently receiving generous government subsidies.
  13. I’ve long harbored the desire to be a viticulturist. Is it possible to grow wine grapes in my plot?
  14. Of course. Several of our residents grow their own grapes here at RVM. It so happens that I have some cuttings from the famous Wrath Vineyards in California that I’d be happy to give you to start your vines. You may be aware that both a book and a movie have made famous the Wrath grapes.
  15. Weeds continue to be nettlesome in my plot. Should I use a herbicide like Round-Up?
  16. Only if you’re interested in hastening your own last round-up. Indeed, the product does work—on the inflictor as well as the inflicted. Avoid it. Sad to report, twenty-first centuries’ high tech geniuses remain baffled by that uninvited, not-to-be- ignored garden guest–the common weed. After the bomb, it has been said, the sole survivors will be roaches and weeds. In the meantime, your war with the enemy, we regret to report, must be conducted manually on a hand-to-root basis.  Get yourself a weed-plugger, a knee pad, and start digging. Welcome to trench warfare. You may wring some cold comfort knowing that your comrades in arms (and knees) are many.
  17. I have a plot, but also two hands-full of brown thumbs. Any suggestions?
  18. Rock gardens are nice.
  19. A fellow gardener mentioned to me that rats and squirrels are our primary crop villains. Is there a remedy to protect our plants from these varmints?
  20. Your friend is correct, these creatures are our garden’s enemy number one. So far, our preventive measures have, sadly, all fallen short. But as I think about it, there is one device you might consider. We have in our shed two life-sized, fierce looking, coyote cardboard cut-outs that are not being used. Let’s give ‘em a try. Next time you’re at the garden, look me up.
  21. I’m new to the Manor and I’ve noticed that your greenhouse is not green. It is white. Is there a reason for that?
  22. Yes indeed. The change to a white fabric over our garden structure was driven by the Manor’s desire to be in full compliance with all environmental regulations. The damage of toxic greenhouse gases to our planet’s atmosphere is well documented. White House gases are benign, mostly.
  23. My wife and I were married fifty years ago next month at a service in the field next to her family barn. We would like to re-new our vows and thought it would be nice if we did so in a nostalgic, rural setting. Would it be possible to use the garden’s gazebo for such an event?
  24. By all means. We encourage residents to make use of our gazebo for their social events. In fact, in the spirit of the occasion, you may avail yourself of our mule-driven buckboard to transport you, your bride and your guests from the main Manor to the vow-re-newing gazebo site. Should you like to add an additional touch of rural life to the setting, we would be happy to put you in contact with the lady earlier mentioned who has access to a pair of oxen.

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And so, my dear gardeners, despite our best efforts, we have been unable, yet again, to uncover the ingredients of that wondrous soil amendment that the clever, but contrary, Mary used in her garden to coax the unlikely growth of such things as silver bells, cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row.  Regrettably, you must once again content yourselves with the somewhat- less-than optimum earth found in our Resident Gardens. Nonetheless, with a bit of care, it should yield each of you a bumper crop of beauty, joy, healthy food, and, if the alfalfa market holds, financial affluence.

Let the good times bloom!

—A. Looney

Nit Wit Newz — March 2023

 

(Nit Wit Newz is an unauthorized, often unreliable, on-line news source designed to keep Manor residents abreast of the inconsequential, trifling, and superficial events that dramatically shape and inform our everyday lives here at Rogue Valley Manor.)

 

                                               TREE TRUNK TRIGGERS TROUBLE

                        Woodpecker Haven Savaged, Salvaged, and Squabbled Over

Bird’s favorite campus drilling tree endangered!  Disease-ridden thirty-five foot birch outside of Manor library sheared of branch and leaf several weeks ago, writes Nit Wit Newz’ Nature reporter, Anne Arbor.  Only bare trunk and three wispy limbs atop escape saw’s “cruel blade.”

Last minute intervention by local Birder group credited for halting total “chain saw massacre.”  Towering trunk spared.

Birds joyful at trunk survival. Return to site.  Loss of limbs and leaves of little consequence to their well-being.  Trunk alone provides that purpose—serves as 24-hour, fast-food insect eatery as well as a nut-laden storage locker for future woodpecker feasts.

Pecking order promptly restored at tree trunk. Bliss returns to birdland.

Not so with three campus environmental groups.

Years of near-perfect harmony between arborists, birders, and tree-huggers splintered.

Plight of what remains of “ungainly, pock-marked totem” stokes contention among these groups.

Arborists aghast. Avert eyes from abused, disfigured remains of once handsome specimen. Urge prompt and merciful end for distressed tree.

Birders delight in hearing resumption of melodious, rat-a-tat-tat anthem from tree signaling, “all is well” in woodpecker world. Birders gleeful response: “Drill Baby, Drill.”

Tree-huggers are conflicted.  Allow that limb-less, birch trunk does facilitate their frequent tree-embracing sessions, but harbor concerns for long-term health of denuded tree.  Favor reaching out for second opinion from a skilled tree surgeon before resorting to harsh, irrevocable treatment.

Woodpeckers oblivious to testy, three-party squabble.  Busy selves with joyously wrenching out tasty edibles tucked in tender birch tree bark.  They are—Birds in Paradise.

Will paradise be lost?

We shall see.

 

—A. Looney

Mardi Gras 2023

photo collage by Reina Lopez

Language Fun: Irony

by Connie Kent

Irony is when something happens that is the opposite of what was expected. It is one of the most misunderstood figures of speech in common English—many people think that the definition of irony has to do with coincidence or bad luck. Many people think irony is sarcasm. Sarcasm is a type of irony.

Irony is really when our expectations are overturned or disrupted. There are three types of irony in literature:

  • Verbal irony: Verbal irony is when a character says something that is different from what they really mean or how they really feel. If the intent of the irony is to mock, it is known as sarcasm. Socratic irony is a type of verbal irony, where a person feigns ignorance in order to entice someone else to make claims that can then be argued with.
  • Situational irony: Situational irony occurs when there is a difference between what is expected to happen and what actually happens. For example, a fire station burning down is a case of situational irony.
  • Dramatic irony: Dramatic irony is when the audience knows more than the characters. The characters’ actions have a different meaning for them than they do for the audience, which creates tension and suspense. When used in tragedies, dramatic irony is referred to as “tragic irony.” For example, in Romeo and Juliet, the audience knows that the lovers are each alive. Each drinks their poison without knowing what the audience knows.

Here’s an example of irony:

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Book Review: Taxi From Another Planet

by Anne Newins

subtitled “Conversations with Drivers about Life in the Universe,” by Charles S. Cockell, Harvard University Press, 2022.

Hurrah! At last, a science-based book written about the possibility of life outside Earth has been written that a layperson can understand. Charles S. Cockell is Professor of Astrobiology at the University of Edinburgh. He has been a NASA and British Antarctic Survey scientist, is a member of New York’s Explorer’s Club, and leads the Life Beyond prisoner education project in Scotland.

Along the way, Cockell has learned to talk with ordinary people, while traveling in many places around the world, including a large number of taxi drivers. Taxi drivers are good conversationalists and like to pose stimulating questions and opinions while the author is planted, often for long periods, in the back seat.

For example, the first chapter addresses the question “are there alien taxi drivers?’ Cockell lucidly explains the evolutionary processes required on earth that eventually led to the existence of taxi drivers, some of which might be needed on other planets. One amusing hypothesis is that the first taxi drivers might have emerged about 3200 BCE, after the invention of the wheel. After all, people soon would want to take rides and early chariot drivers would be inclined to charge them for it.

Other chapters consider whether alien contact would change us or should we solve problems on earth before exploring space. The chapter titled “Will space be full of tyrannies or free societies?” predicts that space colonies will lean to authoritarian rule because individualism would be too dangerous. There will be no room for errors when a simple air leak could kill everyone.

Special attention is given to Star Trek fans in a chapter exploring the possibility that the universe may be devoid of aliens. Cockell regrets that the crew of the Enterprise “never beamed down to the surface of a planet, collected some microbes, and spent the rest of the episode examining them under microscopes while engaged in long discussions of microbial ecology,” since he posits that the odds of finding microbial life might be higher than finding intelligent aliens.

The final chapter asks “Are we exceptional?” Cockell would like to know “how many paths there are to life, and from there to intelligence?” Are life forms required to follow the same evolutionary paths as on earth or could there be many other possibilities? In earlier chapters, Cockell states no matter where a planet is located in the universe, it will need to follow basic principles of physics for life to emerge.

Residents recently enjoyed Matt Heverly’s presentation about Mars exploration and will be looking forward the upcoming one scheduled for April 18 by Ashwin Vasavada about the Curioslty Rover. This book would be an excellent addition to the lectures.

Readers wanting to learn more about Cockell can find many references on line, including brief YouTube videos, research citations, as well as his University of Edinburgh postings. Those readers wishing carbon-based technology can find a copy of this informative and entertaining book at the RVM and Jackson County libraries.

Events & Opportunities: March 2023 – May 2023

RVM  February 2023 – May 2023 

ENTERTAINMENT  & EVENTS

Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

    Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900     

                              Programming subject to change  

 

Notice No programs have been scheduled after June 1, pending auditorium renovations.                                                           

 2023

 

Thursday           03/09        Coco Bender:  piano recital

Thursday           03/16        Hutton Wind Quintet

Thursday           03/23        Iryna Kudielina: piano recital

Thursday           03/30        Flute Quartet

Thursday           04/06        Brian Hall and friends: piano

Thursday           04/13        Geri Shimabukuro:  all Chopin recital

TUESDAY           04/18        Aswin Vasavada:  What we have learned from the Curiosity Mars Rover

Thursday           04/20        Special program honoring RVM Volunteers

Thursday           04/27        Hula O Nuku Aina:  Hawai’an dancing

Thursday           05/04        Duo Flamenco: Ruiz/Longshore

Thursday           05/11        YSSO:  Chamber groups

Thursday           05/18       SORS OutReach Singers

Thursday           05/25       Miller/James:  “When America Comes of Age”

Thursday           06/01       The Grapefruits:  piano/horn

 

 

Happy Valentine’s Day!

photo collage by Reina Lopez

March in the Library: Inquiring Minds Are on the Case

by Ann Newins

Mystery fans are excited to hear that Lenora Clark, a well known OLLI instructor, will be offering a three session series about mystery novels beginning March 14 as part of the Inquiring Minds program.  It is sure to be a popular offering.  The class sessions will include discussions about Golden Age women mystery writers and police procedurals.
Golden Age Detective Fiction was a style of writing published mainly in the 1920’s and 1930’s.  They often were “whodunits.”  Many of the best authors remain in print today and continue to be read by Manor residents.  Some of these books might be considered “cosy” writing, but it could be argued that the writing quality, especially of those still in print, is clever, engaging, and colorful.  Many were turned into British television productions.  Some of the books available on campus were written by:
Agatha Christie:  Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple series
Dorothy Sayers:  Lord Peter Wimsey series
Ngaio Marsh:  Inspector Alleyn series
Georges Simenon:  Chief Inspector Maigret series
A copy of Josephine Tey’s classic The Daughter of Time and a collection of Raymond Chandler stories are on display.
Leonora Clark may choose to discuss detective novels that take a disciplined approach to police procedures.  But, as any detective story fan knows, authors often allow their law enforcement characters to veer far and wide from regulations.  In fact, many of the heroes revel in their rule breaking.  One characteristic that they share in common with the Golden Agers is a penchant for a main character who is supported by various sub characters who may or may not be competent or heroic.
For example, John Sanford’s best selling “Prey” novels feature Lucas Davenport, who gradually moves from the Minneapolis Bureau of Criminal Apprehension to become a roving U.S. Marshal. He frequently corrals Agent Virgil Flowers, a sort of minion.  Flowers is so likable and funny that he has his own series.  He occasionally solves cases in small Minnesota towns, including one about a murderous school board and another whose mayor’s campaign slogan is “I’ll do what I can.”
Police procedurals often take place in locations that are vividly described.  In fact, sometimes the settings are more riveting than the plot. A few authors with interesting plot locations include Martha Grimes (Richard Jury of Scotland Yard), Donna Leon (Commissario Brunetti of Venice), Steven Havill’s Posada County series (New Mexico), and Dana Stabenow (Alaska State Trooper Jim Chopin and Kate Shugak).
The Manor library houses many mysteries in varying genres.  Please come investigate.

Book Review: The Antidote

Book Review:

The Antidote:  Happiness for People Who Can’t Stand Positive Thinking, by Oliver Burkeman

Published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (2012)

By Anne Newins and Bob Buddemeier

As soon as we saw this title, we knew we had to read it.  Anne has despised motivational and self-help literature and posters for decades.  In fact, she used to share demotivational post cards with colleagues.  Some samples are shown.  To acquire your own, go to despair.com.  Bob’s Life Guideline has for many decades been “Pessimists are seldom unpleasantly surprised.”

But, back to the matter at hand.  Oliver Burkeman (oliverburkeman.com) is a British author and journalist and a long-time columnist for the Guardian newspaper.  He also publishes a bimonthly email, The Imperfectionist, about “productivity, mortality, the power of limits, and building a meaningful life in an age of bewilderment.”  The book follows these topics, pointing out that meaning and productivity are optional, and depend on one’s ability to deal constructively with the mandatory aspects of life – mortality and limits.

In The Antidote, Burkeman leads the reader through a winding path of ancient and modern philosophers, business leaders, psychologists, and others who have diverse ways of considering the meaning and purpose of life, which doesn’t necessarily mean being happy in a conventional sense.  There are chapters about Stoicism, Buddhism, rational-emotive thinking, “the self,” and inevitably, death.  He scoffs at the importance placed by many people on pursuing fixed, clearly defined goals.  Burkeman blends research, interviews, and experience (including self-experimentation) with humor and integrative analysis to create a readable and informative argument.

One favorite quote is by psychologist Albert Ellis, who said, “If you accept that the universe is uncontrollable, you are going to be a lot less anxious.” Or as Stoic philosopher-emperor Marcus Aurelius claimed, “Things do not touch the soul.  Our perturbations come only from the opinion that is within.”  An equally pithy man-in-the street quote is attributed to a fellow attendee at a Get Motivated! seminar, who said at the end, “OK, I’m motivated now — is it time for some beer?”

An engaging chapter describes the Museum of Failures, an institution in Ann Arbor, Michigan that houses an enormous number of products that failed.   The institution’s primary purpose is for manufacturers, whose representatives come and browse what has failed (for example, Fortune Snookies, fortune cookies for dogs, were flops).  Who could have thought Clairol’s Touch of Yoghurt Shampoo, caffeinated beer, or TV dinners branded with Colgate’s toothpaste logos would have succeeded?  Probably only someone imbued with the mindless optimism and singleness of purpose fostered by the peddlers of relentless positivism.

The latter portion of that chapter takes a more serious approach to the value of embracing failure and letting go of perfectionism.  Burkeman notes that “There is an openness and honesty in failure, a down to earth confrontation with reality that is lacking at the higher altitudes of success.”

This book is more than a send-up of self-help books and the ilk of happiness gurus like Robert Schuller; it is a serious and useful guide to more self-acceptance, realism, contentment, and yes, even happiness.  “The optimism-focused, goal-fixated, positive-thinking approach to happiness is exactly the kind of things the ego loves… Schemes and plans for making things better fuel our dissatisfaction with the only place where happiness can ever be found – the present.”

Copies of The Antidote may be found in the “Red Dot” uncatalogued section of the RVM library, the Jackson County library, or for reasonable prices online.