Posted in A&I

Phallus impudicus, or “Phalloides”

by Eleanor Lippman

Our University of California research lab, which specialized in microbial biochemistry, collaborated with a research laboratory at Purdue University where electron microscopy was the primary focus. This meant visits back and forth by the scientists often bringing along their highly trained employees.

One visit in particular stands out. Dr. B. arrived in our lab with his assistant, the talented, diminutive and dedicated Filipina green card holder, Lina, who worked diligently to maintain her position and green card status at Purdue.

Immediately on their arrival, Dr. B. tossed a fat manila envelope on the lab bench for my boss, Dr. G. to examine, saying, “Here, you have got to look at these . . .”

Thinking they were the electron micrographs of the material I had been shipping in packages with samples sitting in dry ice via overnight express, I stood nearby and continued to work on what I had been doing. When they didn’t call me over to join them in viewing the photos, I suspected something was up. As both men burst into laughter while shifting through the stack, I realized they were not looking at my research samples.

Now I was really curious. Totally immersed in paging through the stack, the two of them weren’t aware of my approach so I peeked over their shoulders to see what they were so gleefully looking at.

The photos were pure pornography. Photograph after photograph of female breasts, all shapes, all sizes. Stunned, I stepped back and walked away. I had never been exposed to such infantile male behavior and found it appalling. Then I realized that these photos were not human breasts at all but photographs of fungal spores carefully cropped and arranged to look something they were not. The spores were long and oval and the old attachment point to the main fungus would easily be interpreted to be a nipple. Capturing image pairs of these spores could easily be mistaken for something else. How juvenile! How insulting to women!

How poor Lina, who most certainly was the one that had to print each one of them, must have suffered through that assignment. What a stupid and miserable thing to do. What immature male behavior.

Angry and disappointed in both men, I remembered ‘Phalloides’. Actually, I had the name slightly incorrect. I should have said, “Phallaceae”, but the effect was the same.

While watching the two of them laughing and looking at photograph after photograph, a thought popped into my head, something I remembered reading about in my Introduction to Mycology class. The text book described women in medieval days, entering wooded and mulched gardens from summer to late autumn. Carrying baskets they were looking for certain mushrooms among the forest floor debris because they felt it would be indecent for young women and girls to come upon the very sight of them. Best to remove them as quickly as possible. The mushrooms they were looking for resembled a male erect penis poking out from the rotting leaves and moist earth. To make matters worse, this fungus spreads its spores by attracting flies, and to attract flies the fungus secretes an obnoxious odor often described as “rotting carrion”.  The mature fruiting bodies can be smelled from a considerable distance in the woods, and at close quarters most people find the cloying stink extremely repulsive. The spores are embedded in this sticky, smelly substance on a cap at the very end of the stalk, adding to the appearance of a male genital just waiting for flies and other insects to innocently carry the spores away.

Small wonder the grannies of the village wanted to collect and dispose of these clearly pornographic items before any young impressionable girl could stumble on them, lest they inspire evil thoughts.

With that in mind, I innocently walked past the two men engrossed in their visual orgy, peered over their shoulders long enough to see what had them so interested and innocently asked, “Do you have any Phalloides photos in there?”

They both turned to me with a deer-in-the-headlights look, knowing exactly what I was referring to, and quickly stuffed the photos back into the envelope and walked away without making any further eye contact with me.

Bingo! I scored!

I never saw those photos again and we never talked about them.

In the remaining years I worked in that lab, we never, ever, had an incident of anyone crudely mocking either sex or telling smutty jokes or any other incident  even the slightest bit demeaning to anyone. It was a pretty darn good place to be employed.

The fungus is known as the Common stinkhorn  (Phallus impudicus).  Kingdom: Fungi; Division: Basidiomycota; Class: Agaricomycetes, Order: Phallales, Family: Phallaceae, Genus: Phallus.  It is well named.

[To view an image of the fungus, Click Here Viewer discretion is recommended.]

 

 

 

 

The Library in May: Water Adventures

by Anne Pelish

Many RVM residents enjoy adventures with water, which include writing first person accounts of their personal sailing odysseys and fiction river mysteries, sailing from Washington State toward Alaska in the summers, managing a marina on Washington’s Hood Canal, participating on the sailboat race to Cabo, rafting the entire length of the Grand Canyon’s Colorado river, cruising the Columbia River and many European Rivers, Eastern U.S. coastal sailing, plus teaching sailing.  RVM even has its own yacht club and sailboat races on campus.

The RVM library has a great selection of books on this theme. Classics include Moby Dick or The Whale by Herman Melville, The Sea Wolf  by Jack London and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne.

James by Percival Everett, a present best seller, is the retelling of Huckleberry Finn and Jim’s adventure on the Mississippi River.

RVM has many books by RVM authors in our library.  Two in this category include Stumbling Aboard: A Reluctant Mate Sails through 20 Countries. (NF) This first mate, RVM resident Janice Johnson, lacks basic sailing, seamanship, and swimming skills but agrees to a two-year voyage aboard a forty-four-foot, schooner-rigged sailboat. Sunset Island:  A Paradise in the Pacific by former resident Robert Plattner tells of a group of seniors lost for several years on an island.

For mystery fans Man Overboard by J A Jance, A Burial at Sea by Charles Finch, Blood on the Water by Anne Perry and Santa Cruise by Mary Higgins Clark are a few examples.

Closer to home is The Rogue, a River to Run (NF) by Florence Arman with Glen Wooldridge. It is the story of pioneer whitewater river runner Glen Wooldridge and his first eighty years on the Rogue River.  Other non-fiction includes Endurance:  Shackleton’s Incredible Voyage by Alfred Lansing, and The River of Doubt:  Theodore Roosevelt’s Darkest Journey by Candice Millard.

Compliments to Ken Brandt, Commodore of the Quail Point Yacht Club for a display of his own ever popular Victor 32 Single Class boat.  This very boat will race in the first regatta of the season May 8.  Ken also provided a display of Yacht Club pictures from activities at the lake.

Enjoy a good book and be sure to attend the RVM Yacht Club sailboat races this year for an exciting adventure.

Ken Brandt and his yacht

 

 

 


Concerts and Performances: May – June 2025

submitted by Mary Jane Morrison

Manor Auditorium 7-8 p.m.  

Events listed in italics are tentative

Programming subject to change.    Programs will NOT be broadcast on Channel 900.

Manor Express available until 8:30 p.m. Thursdays

  

Thursday         05/08          YSSO:  Chamber Music

SATURDAY  2 PM     05/10       Repertory Singers Ensemble

Thursday         05/15           High Society Orchestra

Thursday         05/22           Joyful Voices Chorus

WEDNESDAY       05/28            Tap Dance Program: Nat’l Tap Dance Day

Thursday          05/29          Siskiyou Violins

TUESDAY  3 PM       06/03         Manor Handbell Choir

Thursday          06/05         Civil War Reenactment Band

Thursday          06/12          Pepper Trail: talk — Klamath/Siskiyou Region

TUESDAY               06/17            Kirby Shaw Singers 

Thursday          06/19          The Grapefruits:  horn/piano

Thursday         06/26           Ian Scarfe:  piano

Thursday         07/03           Patriotic Sing-Along — Rita Reitz

Thursday         07/10           Joseph & Tiana Wong:  piano

Thursday         07/17           Casing Keridwyn:  Bluegrass Band

 

 

 

Word Origins

submitted by Tom Conger

Old folks, of which there are a plethora around these hallow`ed acres, oft utilize idiomatic terms the origins of which they may not be aware.  

Thus we are again indebted to Why Do We Say It? (Barnes & Noble) and Why Do We Say That? (Graham Donaldson).  

Codswallop: “When somebody says something which is nonsense, far-fetched, or simply untrue, they are often accused of speaking ‘a load of old codswallop’.” In 1875 an American named Hiram Codd perfected a special mineral water, very popular except among devout beersmen. “Wallop” was already used to describe spirituous imbibitions, thus weak libations, such as Codd’s preparation, became known as “Codd’s Wallop.” “Gradually, anything inferior or false became known by the single word ‘codswallop’.” Gents such as A. Looney may be considered immune . . .


Hair of the Dog: Some folks, young or old, may awake after an evening of revelry (devoid of codswallop…) with a hangover. The remedy, of course, is to have another drink—“the hair of the dog”—based on the superstition that one bitten by a dog can only be cured by ingesting a burnt hair from that same pooch. “In truth, the ‘cure’ seldom works.”


Put a Sock In It: In these days of high-tech devices for playing music, it’s hard to comprehend that less than a century ago listeners heard their music from the prominent horn of a wind-up gramophone. “So, when Aunt Agatha complained of that dreadful Charleston noise there was only one thing to do—put a sock in it—literally. One or more woolen socks were pushed into the horn to muffle the sound. Today it means, quite simply, ‘shut up’.”


Amuck (amok): “Running amuck” comes from Malaysia where persons under the influence of opium or other stimulants become very excited—“so excited that they rush about with daggers, killing anyone they chance to meet and yelling Amoq! Amoq!—meaning ‘Kill! Kill!’ “  Such behavior is not recommended after any of Sarah Karnak’s excellent “community activities” . . .


Naked Truth: Absolute truth—because, “according to ancient legend, Truth and Falsehood went bathing. When they came out of the water, Falsehood ran ahead, dressed herself in Truth’s clothing, and sped away. Truth, unwilling to to appear in falsehood’s clothing, went ‘naked’.”

And so much for this installment of Word Nerd . . .

 

Silliness

submitted by Connie Kent

If you spell “Absolutely Nothing” backwards,

you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,”

which means absolutely nothing.

 

Poets’ Corner – May, 2025

Poems draw connections, between remembered sensations, feelings, and stories that abide and sometimes persist in our lives. The poems in this month’s assemblage have been collected from the archives of Manor residents. As you read them, they may elicit your own connections – enjoyable or poignant – that you can gently consider.

Milt Friedman

Don’t Laugh

Bill Coleman

Don’t laugh at me
for making mistakes
and grabbing at
what may be
a chance to fail.

Don’t laugh at me
when I forget
how to dare
to rue a day
or fear to try again.

Don’t laugh at me
when I look away,
when I tum a cheek,
or when the buck stops here
leaving me to foot the bill.

Don’t mock me
for siding with another,
for having skewed views,
or for looking in
from outside a box.

Don’t remind me
of poor choices
or missed opportunities.
Don’t laugh
at what I find awesome.

Don’t confuse tears of joy
for those of despair.
Look away from my stumble.
Don’t watch as I return to my feet
to brush myself off.

Don’t laugh
at egg on my face,
a foot in my mouth,
a dropped ball,
or a shot in the dark.

Don’t take from me
my mourned lost loves
and failed friendships.
Don’t deprive me of the flaws
that make me human.

Don’t laugh, dear friends,
at the heart on my sleeve,
at my January hair,
at the clothes I wear,
or at good turned bad.

Don’t laugh when
I’m blind to the obvious
or losing words.
Don’t laugh
at the mouse that roars.

Don’t mock my disdain for lies
and manipulations.
Let me grit my teeth.
Allow my improbable dreams,
and impossible expectations.

Don’t laugh at me, friends
for being who I am,
for who I want to be.
Don’t laugh at me
for missing you.

I don’t know why

Jackie Parrish

Old men perched high in tiered row
Proclaim we have another foe,
And insist we have to go.
But is it so?
Yet, who can say no.

Soon Missiles fly,
And invisible women cry,
And Children die.
And I wish I knew why.

Old ones and young ones,
Dark ones and light ones.
They all
Silently fall,
A momentary sorrow,
Forgotten tomorrow.

Another missile sails
A Mother wails
At child blood trails
Drawn in the sand
Of the battered land.
What did they do?
I wish I knew.

For oil, for greed?
For color, for creed?
For profit, for pride?
I think they have lied.

We’re sent to kill.
They’re left to die
Tiny specks on a hill,
And I don’t know why.

 

A Haiku

Marisa Stone

A crying grey sky
Cozy here with fire blazing
Dog whining for a walk

 

The Natural World

Milt Friedman

We can learn by observing
the natural world
The resilience of trees
Squirrels, bees, butterflies,
Bears, wildflowers, deer
The flight of geese across
the reddened, cloud streaked sky.
The marsh, the desert, the estuary
These have their beauty
But I get lost in their complexity.

Amoebas are more simple.
They are attracted to sugar,
they move away from ammoniated waste.
They aggregate and form communities;
they extend themselves
with pseudopodia,
reaching out to discover
more about their world.
We can learn by observing
the amoeba.

Enjoy a good meal,
Clean our homes,
Aggregate with our friends.

 

 

Final note: Gently consider your responses to reading these poems. Poems can be doorways to our inner selves, and they are doors that we can open to others. You are invited to submit your own.

The Library in April: Celebrating Libraries and Bookshops

by Anne Pelish

The theme for National Library Week in 2025 is “For a Richer, Fuller Life, Read”. This annual celebration highlights the valuable role libraries, librarians, and library workers play in transforming lives and strengthening communities.

Highlighted books in our library include Dewey, (NF) by Vicki Myron. The story tells of an abandoned kitten that transforms a sleepy library, inspires a classic American town, and captures the hearts of animal lovers everywhere. The Library Book (NF) by Susan Orleans chronicles the 1986 fire in the Los Angeles main library and its aftermath to show the role of libraries throughout history.  The Giver of Stars by JoJo Moyes and The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek by Kim Richardson are both fictionalized accounts of “Book Women” who became packhorse librarians delivering books to remote areas of Kentucky during the depression. The Midnight Library by Matt Haig follows a 35-year-old English woman unhappy in her dead-end life who is given the opportunity to experience lives she might have had if she had made different choices.

Bookshops, as well as libraries, have long served as hubs for intellectual exchange and community engagement. Today, independent bookstores promote local authors, host readings and events, and preserve a diversity of perspectives.

Published quietly in 1945, then rediscovered nearly sixty years later, A Bookshop in Berlin (NF) by Françoise Frenkel is a remarkable story of survival and resilience, of human cruelty and human spirit. The Bookshop: a History of the American Bookstore (NF) is an affectionate and engaging history of the American bookstore and its central place in American cultural life. The Bookshop on the Corner by Jenny Colgan tells of Nina Redmond a librarian who buys a van and transforms it into a mobile bookshop that she drives from neighborhood to neighborhood, changing one life after another with the power of storytelling.

Bookshops are also fertile ground for mysteries. Midnight at the Bright Ideas Bookstore by Matthew Sullivan is a heart-pounding mystery that will keep you guessing until the very last page. Silverview by John le Carré centers on a young bookseller, an enigmatic Polish immigrant, and a British agent hunting down a leak.

Come to the RVM library For a Richer, Fuller Life, and Read.

Library volunteer Anne Newins invites all to the celebration

 

 

Poets’ Corner

The Poets’ Corner is a new section of The Complement that will feature poems by RVM residents — poems, chants, shanties, doggerel. All submissions will be considered, with favor shown to those most touching to the heart and soul.

In Spring time, poets venture forth, along with robins, rabbits, dreamers, and entrepreneurs, seeing in spring the potential of life, all around. Here are some of the poems that have sprung from the well springs of RVM this month.

Milt Friedman

 

Connection

Jan Hines

I see him cross the room
A small boy in a body grown tall
He balances carefully
Struggling with each step
Told he would never walk or talk,
We watch with wonder at his effort
Acknowledging the years
It took to reach this goal
He finds his couch and lies
Pillowing his head with an arm
Raises a leg to rest upon his knee.
I call his name and he turns his head
But not to look my way.
He fixes his gaze on the ceiling above
And laughs aloud at something
He cannot share with me
I call his name once more
And, with annoyance, it seems,
He picks up a magazine
And turns the pages rapidly
A ritual he’s found to fill his days.
I watch him, and for a third time
I say his name.
He pauses, not moving and I wait
He turns his head and his blue eyes
Stare into mine
The corners of his mouth turn up
And for one brief moment
I see the boy inside

 

 

The 100 Year Old Man Who Jumped Out Of the Window

JoAnn Basin

Did you hear about the
Old man who turned 100?
That very day
He was in a home where he
Didn’t want to stay
He jumped out of the window
Landed on his feet
Then he gayly ran out to the street.
He didn’t want a party. he
Didn’t want a fuss
He did not want a treat with
Ice cream and cake to eat.
The staff ran around looking
They set off an alarm
They finally found him
He meant no harm!
He wanted peace and quiet
As if to say
I don’t need a fuss to be happy on my special day.

 

tic toc

Gloria Young

time, like the sea, is a force and creature all its own
we stand on the shore, watching the days become years
believing there’s time as hungry waves devour the sand
time to dance with Anna Karenina in St. Petersburg
to ride with Don Quixote, to walk Dublin’s streets in Ulysses
later, the yellow brick road over the rainbow of our dreams
time to recover from the nightmares of slavery in Beloved
still time to ask John Donne for whom are the bells tolling
There’s time for everything. There’s simply, time. Time for it all.
Until there isn’t.

 

Yes and No

Milt Friedman

We know by now that yes
is not always the best answer
that no is sometimes a necessary
word to speak
out loud
and to ourselves

And in nature there are plenty of nos

Yes, however,
is remarkably unique to life
rocks don’t seem to say yes
But birds do and butterflies

Outside the clouds are blown
across the sun

 

SLOtter

by D Mented

A magical new piece of software has inundated the RVM campus this past year. It’s called Otter. Imagine being in a meeting where the “pen and paper” recorder has been supplanted by this program. Not only does Otter make an audio recording of a meeting, it also provides a full transcript of the proceedings then caps that with a synopsis of the key points and commitments. Heck, with just a little extra calibrating, it can even associate all of the individual speakers with their comments. Where, one wonders, might it migrate next?

What an interesting question, and where better to contemplate it than in those semi-conscious, wee hour gaps twixt sugarplums and sciatica. And, if you happen to be on post eyelid surgery sedatives, as I was, the bouquet could be even more kaleidoscopic. Capturing those frame by frame snapshots of my overstimulated brain seemed ever so desirable but the pace and cacophony simply prohibited.

But wait. Therein lies the problem, and where there’s a problem, a solution must lurk. And the problem? The jumbled mumble of multiple sleep-deprived narratives – some random, many incoherent, and others – well, others quite brilliant, or seemingly so at the time – could be lost forever, never to be seen by an eagerly awaiting and adoring public.

And in that instant the fusion occurred. For it was precisely how I was then engaged that begged for Otter’s intervention. The next horizon for recording must overreach the verbal and engage the mental – providing both documentation and storage – for these nocturnal gems not to be ravaged by dawn’s early light. No longer will the music of the night be a phantom.

But how? I, a renowned yet self-effacing visionary, remain wholly dependent upon the engineering skill of others. And hence the RVM Technology Select Committee was deployed. With their shitload cornucopia of unparalleled intellect thrown against this goal, a breakthrough was ever in the making. And with much, though frankly still insufficient, fanfare, your resident brain trust ecstatically releases an entirely new product that goes where no Otter has ever gone before – into the sub and semi-conscious recesses of the human mind.

Introducing SLOtter (Sleep Otter) – this mind blowing new product will do just that – it will literally blow gentle breezes through your resting mind collecting, collating, and sorting the jewels from the junk. A three page document resides upon your printer each morning filled with last evening’s cogent insights, clever ideas, and lunch plans for your upcoming day. (Last night sports scores an add-on feature.)  

Now I’m sure many of you are thinking this is just too good to be true, so we cordially invite you to visit your favorite App Store and download SLOtter for yourself. If, for any reason you fail to locate it, you might want to check in the April Fools folder.  

 

Crazy English

submitted by Connie Kent

From Richard Lederer’s book entitled “Crazy English” a poem called “English” by T.S. Watt ….

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, lough, and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead: it’s said like bed, not bead—
For goodness’ sake don’t call it “deed”!
Watch out for meat and great and dead.
(They rhyme with suite and straight and bed.)
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s dose and rose and lose
Just look them up–and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart–
Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start!

A dreadful language? Man alive!
I’d mastered it when I was five.
And yet to write it, the more I tried,
I hadn’t learned at fifty-five.