Clever Words for Clever People

contributed by Connie Kent

1. ARBITRATOR – A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

2. BERNADETTE – The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE – What a crook sees through.

4. AVOIDABLE – What a bullfighter tries to do.

5. COUNTERFEITER – A worker who puts together kitchen cabinets.

6. LEFT BANK – What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

7. HEROES – What a man in a boat does.

8. PARASITES – What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

9. PARADOX – Two physicians.

10. PHARMACIST – A helper on a farm.

11. RELIEF – What trees do in the spring.

12. RUBBERNECK – What you do to relax your wife.

13. SELFISH – What the owner of a seafood store does.

14. SUDAFED – Brought litigation against a government official.