Word Play: Idioms

contributed by Connie Kent

My Travel Plans…

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone.
You have to be in Kahoots with someone in order to go there.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not into physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That’s a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!